1018 Merivale

yes , I was there last week , unfortunately the little head insisted we stay , should have ran , older 40++ asians, bad , out of shape lots of options, but overpriced , I should have just kept driving , nice ad though !

What's the pricing like? $100 or below that for an hour kind of thing? PM me to avoid discussing prices publicly. I would like to know more, though, despite your mini-review, I'm always keen to try new places for myself, unless warned to stay far away, lol
 
I like the pictures but it is highly unlikely that any of those girls are remotely close to Ottawa.

I think everyone knows those pics in the Ad are fake. AMPs and most Asian agencies never post real pics in their Ads. I'm just wondering if 1017 is the same as 1018.
 
I think everyone knows those pics in the Ad are fake. AMPs and most Asian agencies never post real pics in their Ads. I'm just wondering if 1017 is the same as 1018.
I agree about the stock photos. I have found that where ever there are AMPS, they always use stock photos. This includes Vancouver, New York, Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles.
 
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Rule number 1.
Asian massage parlors in the Ottawa area employ elderly Asian females.

Rule number 2.
See rule number 1.
Very possibly could have a heart attack or stroke during your visit, leading to an awkward situation! Haha!
 
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for the asian places and ads, please perform the following translations:

new = "different" person in existing pool of old asian women in the entire ottawa gatineau area. in other words, the woman was at a different asian spa recently, and has now rotated to this location

grand opening = been open a long time already, but maybe under a different name

girl = "mother/grandmother" aged asian female

ad photos = what you are "looking" for, but absolutely fake, and not even remotely representative of anything you will actually encounter, if you are adventurous enough to bother showing up to see what is actually there
 
for the asian places and ads, please perform the following translations:

new = "different" person in existing pool of old asian women in the entire ottawa gatineau area. in other words, the woman was at a different asian spa recently, and has now rotated to this location

grand opening = been open a long time already, but maybe under a different name

girl = "mother/grandmother" aged asian female

ad photos = what you are "looking" for, but absolutely fake, and not even remotely representative of anything you will actually encounter, if you are adventurous enough to bother showing up to see what is actually there
:ROFLMAO:
 
I was at 1018 at the end of September, same old. Could have been the same woman working there from two years ago.
 
Rebooting this thread - anyone been here lately? Spoke on the phone, mama-san seems very agreeable to everything but do the girls deliver?
 
Was there this past Tuesday. All was OK. 3 girls at the time. One was in street clothes. All these girls travel between the same spas. Seen them before in different places. Not a 10 but not a 5 either. Probably in her 40's. Will return in a couple of weeks and see who is different.