100M record taken down!

[Spode]

I know this should go into the sports section, but I have always viewed the breaking of the 100m record as a significant achievement in human performance and history.

SO Justin the juicebag Gatlin breaks Asafa Powells record. Ran a 9.76...almost a full tenth of a second better than his previous mark. He is also trained by the guy who trained Marion Jones (cheater) and Tim Montgomery (cheater)

 

[A-ROD]

I know this should go into the sports section, but I have always viewed the breaking of the 100m record as a significant achievement in human performance and history.

Especially when it is done with modern steroids..........

 

[papasmerf]

Especially when it is done with modern steroids..........

even old fashioned steroids work well

 

[A-ROD]

even old fashioned steroids work well

The new ones are harder to detect...

 

[papasmerf]

The new ones are harder to detect...

So that is how you got more A in your Rod

 

[A-ROD]

So that is how you got more A in your Rod

I am just a wild and crazy guy...

 

[papasmerf]

I am just a wild and crazy guy...

But how long for you to run a 100M?

 

[A-ROD]

Every time I get the urge to run, I lie down until the urge goes away.

 

[Spode]

But how long for you to run a 100M?

They time him with a calendar

 

[Esco!]

They time him with a calendar

The Mayan Calendar

Rumor has it there's some new designer steroid on the market, completely undetectable and you can add a few hundred lbs on your squat and bench press with it.

 

[papasmerf]

The Mayan Calendar

Rumor has it there's some new designer steroid on the market, completely undetectable and you can add a few hundred lbs on your squat and bench press with it.

Would that be beer and the beer mussles it brings?

 

[LancsLad]

They time him with a calendar

Good one.

 

[bcskunk]

I know this should go into the sports section, but I have always viewed the breaking of the 100m record as a significant achievement in human performance and history.

SO Justin the juicebag Gatlin breaks Asafa Powells record. Ran a 9.76...almost a full tenth of a second better than his previous mark. He is also trained by the guy who trained Marion Jones (cheater) and Tim Montgomery (cheater)

What an achievement.

I saw Donovan Bailey last year at the Firkins in Mississauga, I even got his autograph

 

[Esco!]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/athletics/4989558.stm

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[Spode]

Ah Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[goodtime]

There were barely any spectators in the stadium to watch the race. It took 5 days to find someone that was there to confirm the clock...