$100

[Karlie]

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda,
says, "Where in the hell
have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you
get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said
proudly. "What the
hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain. "Why on
earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
tattooed on his
privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can
stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

 

[LancsLad]

Good one, see just how clever we accountants are.

 

[xdog]

When you get older you can always say a hundred dollars isn't what it used to be.

x

 

[Neverenuff$]

I know you can piss away $100, but would this be pissing with a $100 ?

 

[Jade4u]

This could bring women a DEEPER appreciation of money.

 

[Karlie]

LOL I guess it would be deeper lol

 

[great bear]

Is the guy's winkie named Sir John Borden?

 

[tboy]

This is a prime example of how good it can be getting older....all the old jokes can be used again with the younger crowd cuz they've never heard them before.....