100 reasons to get a girlfriend

[mrsCALoki]

A girlfriend can also falsely accuse you of rape & abuse...and totally ruin your life. By the time the courts are done, you're done too...even if you're innocent.

Much safer to get married and have a nice long detailed clause in the pre-nup that the bride loves it rough and kinky and likes to scream a lot during sex. Helps if you add something about playing on the edge and knowing all about "misadventure accidents" and considering sex without bruises to be an aberration. Lawyer should make certain the bride is not under duress to sign it though .

 

[rhuarc29]

5. don't spend valentines day alone depressed

Am I the only one who's elated when V-day comes around and I'm single?

 

[Mikehorn]

Am I the only one who's elated when V-day comes around and I'm single?

Nope.