007 Black Chick?!

[Goodoer]

007 is now going to be a black chick?! WTF!!!

Google it yourselves, but this is a ridiculous move to replace an iconic character. Make the character another '00'. There were many of them.

They might as well make Jesus Christ himself a fucking Samurai.

Discuss!!!

 

[glamphotographer]

So far it's just rumors. If it's true she won't be James Bond. Rather she fills the role of agent 007. Perhaps they kill off James Bond in Craig's last movie .

 

[Knuckle Ball]

007 is now going to be a black chick?! WTF!!!

Google it yourselves, but this is a ridiculous move to replace an iconic character. Make the character another '00'. There were many of them.

They might as well make Jesus Christ himself a fucking Samurai.

Discuss!!!

It’s not quite what it sounds like. It’s more of a gimmick to get our attention...and it obviously worked. LOL

While Daniel Craig is set to reprise his role as James Bond in the next film, the franchise is set for a shake-up, with reports claiming that black British actor Lashana Lynch has been cast as 007 – taking over Bond’s secret agent number after his character leaves MI6.

The Mail has quoted from an anonymous “movie insider”, who says that the 25th film opens with Bond (Craig), retired in Jamaica, being called back to action to fight a new villain.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/jul/15/lashana-lynch-new-007-james-bond-daniel-craig

 

[Goodoer]

It is still lame. 007 would have his '00' number retired because he was a lady-slaying, baddy-killing boss in her Majesty's Service.

I'm going to start writing movies.

 

[Goodoer]

FUCK!!! Just imagine Captain Kirk being a lesbian Asian chick.

Either way, I'm going to watch it for the sex scenes, but I won't be happy about it!!!

 

[kherg007]

FUCK!!! Just imagine Captain Kirk being a lesbian Asian chick.

Either way, I'm going to watch it for the sex scenes, but I won't be happy about it!!!

Either way, I'm going to watch it for the sex scenes, but I will be happy about it!!! LOL

 

[autumn96]

Nobody’s getting replaced. She’s going to be tasked with pulling Bond out of retirement, at which point he becomes the hero of the movie as usual.

This outrage is really fucking dumb, even by internet outrage standards. It’s also hilarious that the outrage is generally coming from the same crowd that mocks those who get upset about Egyptian historical figures being played by white actors and shit like that.

It either matters or it doesn’t. PICK ONE FOR FUCK SAKE.

Rant over.

 

[Darts]

Trevor Noah made a joke about this. He said no one would mess with a black 007, and a woman at that, because they will immediately be branded a racist.

 

[glamphotographer]

Nobody’s getting replaced. She’s going to be tasked with pulling Bond out of retirement, at which point he becomes the hero of the movie as usual.

This outrage is really fucking dumb, even by internet outrage standards. It’s also hilarious that the outrage is generally coming from the same crowd that mocks those who get upset about Egyptian historical figures being played by white actors and shit like that.

It either matters or it doesn’t. PICK ONE FOR FUCK SAKE.

Rant over.

So Idris Elba as the next Bond is still a possibility.

 

[mike09]

Halle Barry was great

 

[whiteshaft]

They might as well make Jesus Christ himself a fucking Samurai.

Discuss!!!

This sounds rather intriguing.
Should there be a separate thread on this?

 

[whiteshaft]

Halle Barry was great

She's still very attractive!!!!

 

[New World]

So Idris Elba as the next Bond is still a possibility.

There was talk of Henry Golding being the next James Bond.

 

[Insidious Von]

The theater going consensus was for Tom Hardy as 007 but he said he wouldn't do if Nolan didn't direct it.

Let's face it 007 is incredibly stale, they need to do something bold. I like the idea of a black female 007...Kerry Washington would be perfect.

 

[Halloween Mike]

Its clearly a move to get publicity and i find it bothering. Yes its totally possible when 007 retires (in the fiction) that another agent would get the number. If we follow logic there can be only nine 00 agents at the same time, so logically when one fall, another would rise. So i get THAT, and no she ain't "Jane Bond" in a remake. But the way they handled it, the way they make a fuss about it scream poltical correctness and forced diversity so badly.

 

[Minormajor]

They might as well make Jesus Christ himself a fucking Samurai.

Discuss!!!

You mean he isn't? Then who da fuck this guy?

 

[jcpro]

Nah, don't really give a shit. They can make Thor into the next 007, i just don't like the story lines. Too dark for the summer entertainment. They turned light, action packed escapism into a fucking Greek tragedy.

 

[Butler1000]

In other news......

Danny DeVito has been cast in the lead for the new Arnold Schwarzenegger biopic.......

 

[glamphotographer]

I think it's a publicly stunt. No way can a black chick play James Bond. Can you imagine the amount of makeup and special effects that would have to be used to make her look like a white, witty tough guy?

Relax dude she is not playing James Bond.

 

[rhuarc29]

Trevor Noah made a joke about this. He said no one would mess with a black 007, and a woman at that, because they will immediately be branded a racist.

That's not a joke, though. They totally would be branded a racist if they spoke out against it. Which is what's happening right now.