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I read that Enzo Ferrari once said: "I love God's design for the female body but I have to wonder about putting the ignition right next to the exhaust." It's true!

A pimp is to an agent like a street walker is to an escort.

Any ladies out there need help making the rent on a shared incall location? I would be glad to help out! PM me or email to genie@torontodreamdates.com.

I've seen women who were small boobed as teens and are now d-cups. Some women get big boobs later in life, maybe after kids or who knows? I don't want big boobs, but if it makes these girls feel good then that's okay. I just don't want them to regret a decision they couldn't think through enough.

You didn't get a good look at me, I was the one puking in the garbage bin. Oh why do they have to make these sidewalls so high?

I provide all my clients with a monocle, for a fee. Sometimes I grab it back if I'm feeling cheeky. Anyone know a good stain remover for glass?

Some people think that if you are the first to abuse the other with swear words then you win the argument. Let them keep on thinking that cause it makes for a great asshole detector

I fall for those stupid ass tactics every time - right after he's handed me the envelope with the donation in it!

It's an urge I can't resist, everyone's got 'em. Mine just happens to be sarcasm!

I showed my swinger friends some guys on MySpace, then they showed me some couples on their swinger's web site. And there was the picture of the same guy we had just seen! So he's an available single guy on one, and part of a horny lets-do-it-right-away couple on the other! What a worm!

the price of food is up while the price of porn goes down. Next time you're hungry, skip the meal and whack off!

tomorrow's spam Do I have to look forward to an inbox full of "Don Juan is ready for you" junk e-males? I guess he'll have a big cock from taking all those pills! Where does it say girls like cocks as big as men's ego's?

I like the beefcake pics Those guys look familiar - I'm sure they're terbites, yeah I recognize them from work!