If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
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It's Fridayyy! Start your weekend with me, working until 9 near Yonge and Eglinton.
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I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.
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I'm working near Yonge and Eglinton today until 9!
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I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.
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It’s Day of the Dead! Get a respite from spooky season with me, 12 to 8 near Yonge and Eglinton.
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What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?
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I hope you all had a Happy Halloween! I’m available until 9 tonight, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Today is the only day this week I’m working! 11:30 to 9’ Yonge and Eglinton area.
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I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
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I'm working today until 8, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
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I'm available today until 5, all booked up with appointments after! Yonge and Eglinton area.
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