Unicorn Massage Experience - Thank You to unknown lady

John@1981

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Earlier this week I went to Asian massage parlour which I thought was legit. I had been there before many times, and they consistently offer very strong massage, Ashiastu (litterally they walk on your back).

I went for a non-sexual experience, I was in a bad mood after a long day. I enter as usual, disrobe, but leave boxers on. Massage proceeds as normal. When time came to massage glutes, she lowered the boxers more then usual, but she work my glute with elbow and feet, so I didn’t think much it.

About 1/2 way in, I’m asked to flip, everything normal. As she get to inner tights, she get close to my junk, and I get happy. I have an erection before in massage places and most simply ignore as it a normal reactions.

Even before I get to full salut I hear a little giggle and she says “oil?” I thought she meant oil as in more (she has previous cleaned off excess oil from before) so I naturally said “Yes”.

With no warning…she yanks my boxers down and proceeds to play with my junk. The technically was initially way too agressive, I gently tap her, she shifted to something more sensual, keep in mind I had a warm wet towel on my face! Up to this point…I had no idea how she looked, but from hands, 30’s.

I finish. She cleans up the mess, now finishes the leg massage.

There is MORE. Then she gives me a mini pedicure (I didn’t really it). Then a mani.

There is more…she pushes me in a seated position, and yanks my arms my back, and arcs my back with my feet. It was an awesome stretch. Then sits behind me, wraps her legs around me, one hand on my jaw, other on forehead, whispers to me to relax, and BOOM, cracks my neck like a chiro!

Lays me down, head/scalp massage, says done, flirts my flaccid cock with a little giggle as she exits. I didn’t really get a at her. All I know at this point was slim, long black hair.

I get dressed, as I exit the room, I feel someone grab my ass. Turn around, 3 asians girls with same uniform, same long straight black hair, not being racism, but they were all similar looking. I didn’t know who to thank! Is was so awkward.

Her English wasn’t that great…so I honestly didn’t know who to tip, so I left a tip at the machine.

I feel she was likely toying with me, but given then I was in bad mood when I arrive, it’s like she sensed what I needed.

Who ever you are, THANK YOU.


I tried calling back the day after to find out who it was, all I got was an old Asian lady saying “All girl good, I’m busy, call back when you want a massage” and hanged up!

IT was unexpectedly WILD.
 
Nice. Very nice. Good end to a bad day.

But I do have to say: "cracks my neck like a chiro"?? Damn. That's not frightening, not frightening at all. I'm glad you can still walk...
 
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Title says Unicorn Spa. Look it up on google maps. It's on Merivale Rd.

Although getting your neck cracked is very risky even when done by chiropractors. I would personally avoid that part.

oh haha i thought he meant unicorn as in "once in a lifetime" lol. thanks
 
oh haha i thought he meant unicorn as in "once in a lifetime" lol. thanks
I did mean unicorn as in once in lifetime! I purposely didn’t mention the place as I thought it was legit place. I had been 4-5 time before, nothing even remote to let me believe options were available there
 
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Nice. Very nice. Good end to a bad day.

But I do have to say: "cracks my neck like a chiro"?? Damn. That's not frightening, not frightening at all. I'm glad you can still walk...
I agree a warning would have been nice. The movement was less agressive the. A full blown chiro movement, but enough to get a release.
 
1016 Merivale rd
Has the OP said where it was?? Many of us assume Unicorn Spa but his title “Unicorn Massage Experience” and his post at #8 seem to indicate it is not necessarily Unicorn Spa

Am sure we’re all hoping to find out where the 3 slim & long haired 30 something Asians are working. Hopefully he confirms the location for us
 
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Well if you look on Google there is Unicorn Massage it's for ladies only and Unicoen Spa is not and has other reviews
I agree with what you’re saying but if you combine his title & his post at #8 he is not specifically pointing to unicorn spa - but he is talking about a “unicorn” experience
 
I agree with what you’re saying but if you combine his title & his post at #8 he is not specifically pointing to unicorn spa - but he is talking about a “unicorn” experience
Yes was a unicorn experience, not the spa. I intentionally did not want reveal the place opening, as this experience might be a rare one of. This spa has never been mentionned on this board before. Also, attends wear normal massage attire.
 
This is a review board to share experiences that are helpful to others. Seems like some people are confusing it with Playboy's section of reader's stories or Craigslist/Kijiji's missed connections, smh 😂.

Maybe it's better if posted in the "Lounge" area if OP doesn't want to share the Spa info.
 
I've been there and very different experience. Mediocre massage and constant stomping since some of the rooms are under the stairs for the 2nd floor and lots of people going up in church shoes.
 
I've been there and very different experience. Mediocre massage and constant stomping since some of the rooms are under the stairs for the 2nd floor and lots of people going up in church shoes.
are you talking about 1061 merivale ? i think we've established that its not the locatio the OP visited...
 
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