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At the end of a first date, the man says "Would you like me to call you a cab?" The woman says "Yes, please.". The man says "You cab.".
If someone drops a loonie on the ground, and they don't pick it up, they're too fat.
Paddy and the Parrish priest are walking through the red light district. Every few yards they encounter a working girl.
Priest: "That certainly is an eyesore.".
Paddy: "There's an even better one up the block, Father.".
Priest: "That certainly is an eyesore.".
Paddy: "There's an even better one up the block, Father.".
Mike Reno of Loverboy:
made the list, but not Nelly Furtado:
nor Rita MacNeil:
What's up with THAT?
The Rita MacNeil joke from the 1980's, when people who don't watch or listen to CBC knew who she was:
Rita was in a crowd when someone was trying to reach her through her pager. "Look out!" said some guy standing nearby. "She's backing up!".
This is not ment to be political. Just funny so I posted it here.
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How it feels to go through security now that ICE has been deployed to TSA
How it feels to go through security now that ICE has been deployed to TSA ...#comedy #sketch #immigrations #CBP #travel
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Informing others of ones personal pronouns is important when one doesn't have a 'Christian' name, or if one's given name is indigenous to some land far from our own.
Examples include Dipurash, (Indian subcontinent), Düsschebaag, (Denmark), Jorcesas, (Latin America), Pfapp, (Sweden), Tihti, (Maldives), Nuhki, (Finland), or Nakedgta, (Burkina Faso).
Examples include Dipurash, (Indian subcontinent), Düsschebaag, (Denmark), Jorcesas, (Latin America), Pfapp, (Sweden), Tihti, (Maldives), Nuhki, (Finland), or Nakedgta, (Burkina Faso).
Dirty Movie is a 2011 direct-to-video movie which has nothing at all to do with National Lampoon Magazine; the magazine's name was just used in a licensing transaction.
This is not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination, but it is somewhat unique - most of the content is live action versions of old dirty jokes which normally appear only in print, or when told orally.
The content will be highly offensive to many of the people who don't read this thread, and to some of you as well. This is an example of a movie which would never have been made after the George W Bush Presidency.
Someone, (not me), posted this online on Monday.
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Dirty.Movie.2011.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY : AlexCulidiuc : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Charlie LaRue, an outrageous cut-rate producer, makes a movie about the most offensive jokes ever told.
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For people who like dirty jokes, but have trouble remembering them, this might be worth an hour and a half of your remaining lifespan.
Click here to watch Dirty Movie online. Right-click the link -> 'save link as...' to download, (1080p BluRay rip; 1.4 GB, .mp4).
Right-click this link -> 'save link as...' to download the 720p version, (750 MB .mp4).
