Pigales Experiment

Wonder if any dancers ever creep on here.

I go to Pigales maybe once a year. Looking to swing by daytime in a week or so. Birthday coming up and have cash to burn.

The day before I go I'll throw up a description of what I'm wearing. Come on by my table and don't take no for an answer. Goal is that we both leave happy.

I’ve received two DMs from ‘new accounts’ asking me some follow-up questions. Not sure if I’m being trolled, but it’s worth a shot to answer so let’s see what will happen. (there was a third DM from someone named Brad, …, but not sure he had the best of intentions).

Q: Now that you are celebrating your 40-something birthday, do you have any health advice for people?
A: Pineapple juice. Drink loads and loads of pineapple juice everyday. Personally, I will be drinking gallons of the stuff the days before, and the morning of the visit to the club.

Q: Expectations?
A: Discussions of anything inappropriate are banned here. Me and my pineapple-juice-filled body will expect nothing more than just normal, private, lap dances.

Q: What is your favorite 90’s G-Funk rap song
A: I Got 5 on It, by Luniz. That beat will never die. That bass can always be trusted to payout when the track finishes.

Q: When will you be going:
A: Looking at March 26, daytime. It’s a Thursday.

Q: Is this a quick lunchtime in-and-out? Does she have to find you right away?
A: No need to rush anything, I’ll be staying for a few hours regardless of what happens.

Q: What is your type:
A: To be honest I’ve never seen a girl at Pigales that wasn’t incredible, so what are we really talking about. But since people asked: Standard Pigale fair. Curvy, thin playboy bunny … completely smooth , um, skin … Real redheads get bonus points, although blonds come a close second.

Q: Any Outfit Requests:
A: Well … French maid, cheerleader, or schoolgirl aren’t really practical on the floor, so no need to shoot for the moon. Just hoping she wears a skirt, above the knee but not too short. Something where my hands can explore. No panties on the floor are a fantasy, but I’ve never heard of that happening IRL at a SC.

Q: Should she tell you she knows what is going on?
No, let me imagine it is just happening organically.

Q: What will I be wearing?
A: I’ll update this post just before I arrive.

Q: Will you be alone?
A: Probably.

Q: Can you send me a video of you masturbating and I’ll pass it around to the dancers?
A: Again Brad, no.

Anyone have an opinion on what's a better daytime, Tuesday or Thursday? I heard Friday daytime was dead.

medalllione said:

I think this question was asked earlier. To me, Friday around 1-3 is usually busy, more dancers around, CR is busy but I heard policing goes on so less chance for mileage., the ladies are more strict. I personally find Thursday around 2-3pm time strikes a better balance, not as many ladies but little to no patrol by security so conditions at the VIP room and CR booths are more amenable to higher mileage and extras. No opinion on Tuesdays as I have never gone there, the few times I was there on Monday it was dead. That said, ymmv, lots of variables come into play in deciding whether or not extras happen or not.

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Ya, I'll swing by on Thursday during the day.

Aak said:

Let me know if you see Crystal today. She usually works Thursdays and Fridays. She's a curvaceous looking woman who stands about 5'6 140 with long black hair and a mixed background. Also, let me know if that healthy looking MILF Angie is there.

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Sorry, should have been a bit more precise: next Thursday, the 26. Rather than next Tuesday, I'm going next Thursday.

pron_king said:

I've yet to go to Pigales and frankly, this post makes me want to go and hang out and watch your festivities.

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lol, I'll be blunt at this point not sure if this will be a big nothing burger. But if you figure out which one, more than happy to have a drink together.

For anyone lurking, I'll get there between 3:30 - 4:00. I'll be wearing black pants and a white button down shirt, and I'll have a post-it on the back of my phone.
- Peter

The next time you are sitting across from a granola-hippie girl, and she is talking about how she will manifest money or success or a new car in her life by the power of her thought, and the universe will somehow react and give her exactly what she wants because of her transmitting her intention telepathically into the ether ..... gentlemen, that crock of bull is as good as any other explanation I can give you for what happened today.

There are no Pigale lurkers, no one had any idea of what was going on. I was just some random guy. .... And it didn't matter ... twice .... (I shit you not)

Gentlemen, it's time for us to polish off our energy crystals, and read Napolean Hill from an entirely new perspective

or if you want a modern slant on the idea

Beldivok said:

So when the Idea didn't work did you, approach the girl you liked most, tell her it's your b-day and teller her she was the only thing you wanted for your birthday? ... it can work .. swear to you it's been good to me...

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Lol, you make it sound so uncomplicated. You totally ignored the part about the secret handshake