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samaritan

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    Your fitness for consumption is the reason I can't sleep.
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    Vegans can swallow as long as you walk upright and have opposable thumbs. In a cannibal utopia, vegans would only eat other vegans. It is not kosher to fellate gentiles.
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    We must engage in much fuckery, but pronto.
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    I just ate the pillow you slept on because I miss you.
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    I have buttered my underpants in anticipation of sweet lovemaking.
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    Vulgar Scrabble. I'm writing the new official dictionary. It'll be a thing.
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    Olive oil can also be used on salads. If she put a little vinegar in there and some croutons, it would hardly have been a euphemism anymore.
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    Weird thing. Perhaps I'm strange. But I couldn't help but be constantly aware that those porn stars are likely in diapers now. I still enjoyed holding your dick though, the whole time, comfortingly.
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    I wonder if you shoved it up my cunt and used the burst setting you could photograph me ovulating.
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