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    Yuri Gagarin Day

    Nasdrovje!
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    The issue of tipping

    Saying something like 'the grass is always greener on the other side' is probably a faux pas too.
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    What did you hear at the hardware store?

    "This one is an inch, but the head needs to be bigger"
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    How often do you clean your toilet???

    The Charter of Rights, Freedoms, Cleanliness and Decency says you must clean your toilets with some kind of cleanser at least once a week, or anytime dirt, or filth is present. I use a toilet brush and Comet.
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    100 reasons to get a girlfriend

    France is over-rated. You'd be better off disposing in Belgium. Do be sure to use a sufficient ballast to keep the corpse from surfacing.
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    The good ol' glory hole

    Are there any of these around for good, old-fashioned, heterosexual men? Sometimes you just don't care to socialize and all you've got eyes on is the prize. I've heard that they are pretty common for gay men, but it seems like they just don't exist for straight action.
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    I want to F**K my Sister-in-law!

    Call me crazy, but now I also want to F**K GameBoy27's Sister in law. It would be pretty rad if she had tits like Iris'.
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    Ladies.........What is Your Preference on Us Guys?

    There is a time and a place for every undergarment Subtle... Being the purist that I am, I must say that there is absolutely no reason for a man to ever wear a thong. I do like wearing boxers to bed and boxer briefs for lazing on sunday afternoons.
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    Ladies.........What is Your Preference on Us Guys?

    The key to comfort... I prefer the men's bikinis
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    Lately all the Backpage girls I have seen smell like condom + lube when I DATY!!!

    Don't you wish you could bring them to a nearby pub and sit them down on that wicked contraption that shoots water into the glasses before they pour a pint? They really do need to re-marry the bar and brothel.
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    I piss seated

    I believe there are laws in the Netherlands that make it illegal to pee standing up in the evening. The law is to keep men from making too much noise in apartments with paper thin walls, but maybe a sneaky goody-two-shoes bureaucrat pushed it through to help his fellow man. I like it because it...
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    The Sexy Aunt Thread

    we can't all be highly skilled... I went to a very reputable technical school and I actually got a license to fuck brains with my cock. It is quite a specialized skill and it takes years to master. It would appear that I am one of the few to have had the pleasure of literally getting in...
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    There's no reason to limit. Perhaps we should experiment with a fish eye as well.

    There's no reason to limit. Perhaps we should experiment with a fish eye as well.
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