Noelle Frost

Noëlle is a crazy cat woman who drinks cheap wine from boxes, never makes her bed, rarely wears panties with skirts, and only puts gas in her car at the critical point where she may stall in the middle of the road. In her spare time she enjoys procrastinating on homework, browsing reddit, looking at cute pictures of animals, and trying to learn the guitar. In the wild, she usually scurries around on uncomfortable shoes while attempting to appear confident, and wears big dangly jewelery.

People who wish to book Noëlle should refer to her TERB and backpage ads where she tries her very best to appear classy and sophisticated.

Singing, dancing, theatre, fitness, activism, cooking, cats, nature, traveling, cycling, postmodern/poststructuralist philosophy, social justice, gender theory, sex, kissing, orgasms, lingerie, jewelry, kayaking