Quotes that make you think

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Some people have way with words, some people have not way.
 
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“Complaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining.”

Teddy Roosevelt
 

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Chop for 10 minutes then sharpen for 20 minutes .....

You do not sharpen for 6 hours straight

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Well that seemed too obvious.


- "If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend an hour going to rent a chainsaw with a really long bar and fifteen minutes cutting the wood. Then I'd spend another half hour returning the chainsaw. Then I'd spend an hour seeing a @MIRAGE girl near the Etobicoke Home Depot to look after my wood..." - Schlongconery
 
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Love it
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Totally, we had human tendencies before religion. Look at the bonding between monkeys
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This is called a hitch-slap
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Not quite. Religion is the belief you have figured out what what God tells you what to do. But he is right that only a religious God tells you what to do.
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"This kind of modesty is too arrogant for me" is a great line
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"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
 

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  • “The world is as you are. If you are full of fear, then you will see fearful things. If you are full of love, then you will see love.”
  • “I believe in creative thinking and in ideas that come to us from the source of creativity. That’s where all the good stuff is.”
  • “Happiness is making things. That’s the ultimate happiness in life.”
David Lynch
 

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Jesus, carpenter by trade, had nails driven into his hands and feet when trying to build a cabinet of people from a foreign policy of love
 

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The most elementary study of evolution leads one to the undeniable fact that we are designed by our creator to survive and have offspring, not to be happy. Not much of a creator, I must say.
 
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Made up my own quote

The most elementary study of evolution leads one to the undeniable fact that we are designed by our creator to survive and have offspring, not to be happy. Not much of a creator, I must say.
Put another way, the Creator just wants us to eat, drink, fuck and not worry about anything else. 😄
 

Zoot Allures

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When you want to hire the dumb and lazy



"Somebody once said that in looking for people to hire, you look for three qualities: integrity, intelligence, and energy. And if you don’t have the first, the other two will kill you. You think about it; it’s true. If you hire somebody without integrity, you really want them to be dumb and lazy.”


Warren Buffet
 

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In Deuteronomy 22:5, it is stated that a woman must not wear men's clothing, and a man must not wear women's clothing, as these actions are considered an abomination to the Lord.


Lots of crazy quotes from the bible. I choose this one because it is the real reason why Joan of Arc was burned at the stake
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She said she talked to God and was charged with heresy but she continued to wear mens cloths after the war and this was the more serious charge

She saved the country from the English by leading in battle then was burned at the stake for wearing mens cloths

Does it get any crazier?
 
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