New Account, so I thought I'd start by reviewing an experience I had a few months back, when I had my first ever Duo, with two Asian girls at S&B in China Town. April 2025. This is actually what made me want to start this account.
Booking was easy, good comms on their end. Good conversational English from who ever is answering the phone. I requested; 1 hour, 2 girls, and most importantly, that it be a true duo with lots of interaction between the girls. Their reply was "absolutely". For the price, it seemed like a great deal. But like all cheap things, you get what you play for.
Drove into town and parked. The place is easy to find, but the store front does face out into the busy street, so you will run into other people walking around. Unfortunate except for two factors; it's Ottawa so no one cares and the "spa" is over another business so it looks like I was just coming out of that store (not sure which I'd be more embarrassed to be caught walking out of, to be perfectly honest lol).
Met at the door by Lisa; Chinese, thin, 40's. She obviously was the one who was answering the phone, because she referenced our convo when I entered. She is definitely the alpha of the group; the leader, the head mama, the matriarch. She immediate took charge of me.
The "Spa" is a two room apartment, more suited for housing college student then running a business. It was empty when I entered, and I was taken to the back room. Big space. Lots of room. Comfy, except for the worst red lighting you'll can imagine.
Lisa told me to strip down, which I did, and I told her I was hoping for two girls. She said the other was late and would be 15 minutes, and that I would have a massage with her before we started. Happily she started the hour wouldn't start until the second girl arrived and amazed by this, I agreed. Professionalism! What an amazing thing.
So Lisa tells me to lay down on the bed. It was the hardest, most uncomfortable mattress I've ever been on. It felt like plywood overlaying a box spring. Nothing I could do would get me comfortable. But okay, I thought, you're not going to sleep on this right? So Lisa starts the "massage" and it was a pretty bad experience tbh. Bad technique and no clue where she was going. She was probably just buying time for the second girl to come in, but it was just so bad. So now, I'm starting to regret this.
15 minutes later, she leaves and Sophie comes into the room. 30's, Chinese. Evidently, she would be my second girl. She says hello, and speaks pretty good English over all.
She obviously was nervous about being late, because she immediately took off her top revealing large torpedo breasts with large nipples. She throw them in my face very quickly, and started in on the touch and the kissing and the grabbing.
She worked on me, when Lisa come back in. Noticing where Sophie's mouth was, she quickly undressed. Very attractive body for an older woman, and joined us in bed. Now I thought "this is it", this is when it's all going to come together!" Nope!
Okay, so remember when I asked a few paragraphs ago about having a true duo with lots of interaction, and they said "absolutely"? Well, guess who got lied to! Lisa and Sophie didn't touch the whole time we were together. No kissing, no daty, no talking. Even getting them on the same side of me was like herding cats. All the while, by the way, Sophie asked me to kiss and lick her everywhere, (which I did!) but it was not the hot threesome you'd imagine. So, it was a duo, but it really one at a time, while the other watched.
First I was with Sophie. Good looking, but not breathtaking, and every open minded. Great body. Smelled good, tasted good. Full menu on offer, protected. She was into it, and after a few position we finished round one.
Then they thought to both massage me while we waited for round two. So I laid down on the "bed" and again felt uncomfortable, while I recharged. This time though, it became clear that no was here for their massage skills. Girl on either side of my back, and they took turn pushing into me, to the point it felt like they were actually thrown me between each other, like school yard bullies.
Now Lisa wanted her turn. So while she got ready and got me a second cover, I did DFK with Sophie, secretly still hoping Lisa would join in, but no. She got into position and now Sophie watched as I repeated the same thing with Lisa. Finished again and the hour was up. Got dressed, hugged everyone and left. They invited me back, but should I return?
Well... Overall, here are my thoughts;
- Good communication from texting, although they clearly wanted me to book so they said "yes" to everything.
- Good location, clean, if a bit exposed and downtown parking can be a problem.
- Bed was one of the worst I've ever been on
- Massage was below average: D+
- Zero interaction from the pair of girls. So not a true duo.
- Girls were friendly, attractive older women (definitely not the ones in the ads clearly)
- Good menu, open minded. Protection all around.
- For an hour long duo, you can't beat that price!
Overall, I don't think I'd come back to this one. It's just not a great experience. It's a typical AMP experience, with the added bonus of a cheap and ready duo for those who are interested, but you aren't getting the porno quality threesome you are imagining, so I have to ask the question, besides the duo, is there anything to recommend here? Not for me! Save your money and time and book a real threesome with girls who actually want to be there.
DM's are always open.
Booking was easy, good comms on their end. Good conversational English from who ever is answering the phone. I requested; 1 hour, 2 girls, and most importantly, that it be a true duo with lots of interaction between the girls. Their reply was "absolutely". For the price, it seemed like a great deal. But like all cheap things, you get what you play for.
Drove into town and parked. The place is easy to find, but the store front does face out into the busy street, so you will run into other people walking around. Unfortunate except for two factors; it's Ottawa so no one cares and the "spa" is over another business so it looks like I was just coming out of that store (not sure which I'd be more embarrassed to be caught walking out of, to be perfectly honest lol).
Met at the door by Lisa; Chinese, thin, 40's. She obviously was the one who was answering the phone, because she referenced our convo when I entered. She is definitely the alpha of the group; the leader, the head mama, the matriarch. She immediate took charge of me.
The "Spa" is a two room apartment, more suited for housing college student then running a business. It was empty when I entered, and I was taken to the back room. Big space. Lots of room. Comfy, except for the worst red lighting you'll can imagine.
Lisa told me to strip down, which I did, and I told her I was hoping for two girls. She said the other was late and would be 15 minutes, and that I would have a massage with her before we started. Happily she started the hour wouldn't start until the second girl arrived and amazed by this, I agreed. Professionalism! What an amazing thing.
So Lisa tells me to lay down on the bed. It was the hardest, most uncomfortable mattress I've ever been on. It felt like plywood overlaying a box spring. Nothing I could do would get me comfortable. But okay, I thought, you're not going to sleep on this right? So Lisa starts the "massage" and it was a pretty bad experience tbh. Bad technique and no clue where she was going. She was probably just buying time for the second girl to come in, but it was just so bad. So now, I'm starting to regret this.
15 minutes later, she leaves and Sophie comes into the room. 30's, Chinese. Evidently, she would be my second girl. She says hello, and speaks pretty good English over all.
She obviously was nervous about being late, because she immediately took off her top revealing large torpedo breasts with large nipples. She throw them in my face very quickly, and started in on the touch and the kissing and the grabbing.
She worked on me, when Lisa come back in. Noticing where Sophie's mouth was, she quickly undressed. Very attractive body for an older woman, and joined us in bed. Now I thought "this is it", this is when it's all going to come together!" Nope!
Okay, so remember when I asked a few paragraphs ago about having a true duo with lots of interaction, and they said "absolutely"? Well, guess who got lied to! Lisa and Sophie didn't touch the whole time we were together. No kissing, no daty, no talking. Even getting them on the same side of me was like herding cats. All the while, by the way, Sophie asked me to kiss and lick her everywhere, (which I did!) but it was not the hot threesome you'd imagine. So, it was a duo, but it really one at a time, while the other watched.
First I was with Sophie. Good looking, but not breathtaking, and every open minded. Great body. Smelled good, tasted good. Full menu on offer, protected. She was into it, and after a few position we finished round one.
Then they thought to both massage me while we waited for round two. So I laid down on the "bed" and again felt uncomfortable, while I recharged. This time though, it became clear that no was here for their massage skills. Girl on either side of my back, and they took turn pushing into me, to the point it felt like they were actually thrown me between each other, like school yard bullies.
Now Lisa wanted her turn. So while she got ready and got me a second cover, I did DFK with Sophie, secretly still hoping Lisa would join in, but no. She got into position and now Sophie watched as I repeated the same thing with Lisa. Finished again and the hour was up. Got dressed, hugged everyone and left. They invited me back, but should I return?
Well... Overall, here are my thoughts;
- Good communication from texting, although they clearly wanted me to book so they said "yes" to everything.
- Good location, clean, if a bit exposed and downtown parking can be a problem.
- Bed was one of the worst I've ever been on
- Massage was below average: D+
- Zero interaction from the pair of girls. So not a true duo.
- Girls were friendly, attractive older women (definitely not the ones in the ads clearly)
- Good menu, open minded. Protection all around.
- For an hour long duo, you can't beat that price!
Overall, I don't think I'd come back to this one. It's just not a great experience. It's a typical AMP experience, with the added bonus of a cheap and ready duo for those who are interested, but you aren't getting the porno quality threesome you are imagining, so I have to ask the question, besides the duo, is there anything to recommend here? Not for me! Save your money and time and book a real threesome with girls who actually want to be there.
DM's are always open.
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