Time to quit – HPV testing

[iwrutmb]

As you all know, or probably should know, our activities invariably lead to HPV infection. Indeed, almost everyone gets an HPV infection sometime in their life. The exceptions are those who have had the HPV vaccine, and those in long-term strictly monogamous relationships. Condoms do not fully protect against HPV, and genital-to-genital contact (as in some body slides) can easily lead to an HPV infection. HPV typically clears out of the body in a year or two.

HPV is often symptomless, but certain strains of HPV lead to cancers, most commonly cervical cancer – but other cancers as well. It has always been unfair to our wives to put them at risk. Until now, the standard of care was the pap smear to catch changes to cells before they become cancerous.

Here’s what you may not know: Since March 3, Ontario switched to screening with HPV tests instead of Pap smears. If you are in a long-term relationship, your wife will be periodically tested for HPV. A positive result is almost always due to one spouse cheating.

I just dodged a bullet. I cannot imagine what I would have said if the result was positive.

I am gone from this hobby permanently.

 

[Josephine]

As you all know, or probably should know, our activities invariably lead to HPV infection. Indeed, almost everyone gets an HPV infection sometime in their life. The exceptions are those who have had the HPV vaccine, and those in long-term strictly monogamous relationships. Condoms do not fully protect against HPV, and genital-to-genital contact (as in some body slides) can easily lead to an HPV infection. HPV typically clears out of the body in a year or two.

HPV is often symptomless, but certain strains of HPV lead to cancers, most commonly cervical cancer – but other cancers as well. It has always been unfair to our wives to put them at risk. Until now, the standard of care was the pap smear to catch changes to cells before they become cancerous.

Here’s what you may not know: Since March 3, Ontario switched to screening with HPV tests instead of Pap smears. If you are in a long-term relationship, your wife will be periodically tested for HPV. A positive result is almost always due to one spouse cheating.

I just dodged a bullet. I cannot imagine what I would have said if the result was positive.

I am gone from this hobby permanently.

I don't know how frequently you hobbied but looking at your post counts, it looks more like a 16 yrs nap

 

[jeff2]

Sex is a very complicated thing. May cause pregnancy, death from AIDS(now more of a chronic disease), STDs, or cancer.

 

[xmontrealer]

As you all know, or probably should know, our activities invariably lead to HPV infection. Indeed, almost everyone gets an HPV infection sometime in their life. The exceptions are those who have had the HPV vaccine, and those in long-term strictly monogamous relationships. Condoms do not fully protect against HPV, and genital-to-genital contact (as in some body slides) can easily lead to an HPV infection. HPV typically clears out of the body in a year or two.

HPV is often symptomless, but certain strains of HPV lead to cancers, most commonly cervical cancer – but other cancers as well. It has always been unfair to our wives to put them at risk. Until now, the standard of care was the pap smear to catch changes to cells before they become cancerous.

Here’s what you may not know: Since March 3, Ontario switched to screening with HPV tests instead of Pap smears. If you are in a long-term relationship, your wife will be periodically tested for HPV. A positive result is almost always due to one spouse cheating.

I just dodged a bullet. I cannot imagine what I would have said if the result was positive.

I am gone from this hobby permanently.

News flash: If any gynecological exam shows your wife has genital warts, or abnormal cells likely due to HPV, and if she has only had sex with you, you would still have had a lot of 'splaining to do...

 

[Spunky1]

What ! I would Never cheat on you honey…. You must of got it from the toilet seat on the airplane!

 

[Michelle Gunn]

What I would ever cheat on you honey…. You must of got it from the toilet seat on the airplane!

I'd flip the tables completely. "WHAT? Who gave you that?! How long have you been running around behind my back!?"

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

Then you just play dumb. Doh.
And you get Gardasil 9 at Hassle Free.

 

[Grist]

Just tell her that you were having an affair with the neighbour’s dog. Worked for me.

 

[jalimon]

I could die tomorrow. Just take a lunatic in his car or something.

But I won`t die with a dry dick. No way. Life`s too short.

 

[Gators]

Risk factors for anal cancer

The most important risk factor for anal cancer is human papillomavirus (HPV) infection. Learn about anal cancer risk.

cancer.ca

 

[shakenbake]

Risk factors for anal cancer

The most important risk factor for anal cancer is human papillomavirus (HPV) infection. Learn about anal cancer risk.

cancer.ca

And lung cancer.

 

[jjz]

You can always get the HPV Vaccine.

As you all know, or probably should know, our activities invariably lead to HPV infection. Indeed, almost everyone gets an HPV infection sometime in their life. The exceptions are those who have had the HPV vaccine, and those in long-term strictly monogamous relationships. Condoms do not fully protect against HPV, and genital-to-genital contact (as in some body slides) can easily lead to an HPV infection. HPV typically clears out of the body in a year or two.

HPV is often symptomless, but certain strains of HPV lead to cancers, most commonly cervical cancer – but other cancers as well. It has always been unfair to our wives to put them at risk. Until now, the standard of care was the pap smear to catch changes to cells before they become cancerous.

Here’s what you may not know: Since March 3, Ontario switched to screening with HPV tests instead of Pap smears. If you are in a long-term relationship, your wife will be periodically tested for HPV. A positive result is almost always due to one spouse cheating.

I just dodged a bullet. I cannot imagine what I would have said if the result was positive.

I am gone from this hobby permanently.

 

[VirginJohn]

...at least you can't catch that through onlyfans. The computer screen is the protection against viruses like that. That's why I like subscribing to escorts who have OnlyFans accounts or other virtual access rather than doing anything else that could have both physical and spiritual consequences.

 

[lomotil]

As you all know, or probably should know, our activities invariably lead to HPV infection. Indeed, almost everyone gets an HPV infection sometime in their life. The exceptions are those who have had the HPV vaccine, and those in long-term strictly monogamous relationships. Condoms do not fully protect against HPV, and genital-to-genital contact (as in some body slides) can easily lead to an HPV infection. HPV typically clears out of the body in a year or two.

HPV is often symptomless, but certain strains of HPV lead to cancers, most commonly cervical cancer – but other cancers as well. It has always been unfair to our wives to put them at risk. Until now, the standard of care was the pap smear to catch changes to cells before they become cancerous.

Here’s what you may not know: Since March 3, Ontario switched to screening with HPV tests instead of Pap smears. If you are in a long-term relationship, your wife will be periodically tested for HPV. A positive result is almost always due to one spouse cheating.

I just dodged a bullet. I cannot imagine what I would have said if the result was positive.

I am gone from this hobby permanently.

It cuts both ways, viruses unlike people's do not discriminate.
I know of a guy that who got HPV associated oral pharyngeal cancer from cunnilingus. The only pussy that he ever ate for the past 25 years was his wife’s who he found out was cheating.. His wife infidelity’s was determined by her HPV Pap smear which showed evidence of carcinoma causing strains of HPV.
The leading cause of oral pharyngeal cancer in males is now HPV from cunnilingus, a greater risk currently than smoking and or drinking alcohol.

 

[nottyboi]

As you all know, or probably should know, our activities invariably lead to HPV infection. Indeed, almost everyone gets an HPV infection sometime in their life. The exceptions are those who have had the HPV vaccine, and those in long-term strictly monogamous relationships. Condoms do not fully protect against HPV, and genital-to-genital contact (as in some body slides) can easily lead to an HPV infection. HPV typically clears out of the body in a year or two.

HPV is often symptomless, but certain strains of HPV lead to cancers, most commonly cervical cancer – but other cancers as well. It has always been unfair to our wives to put them at risk. Until now, the standard of care was the pap smear to catch changes to cells before they become cancerous.

Here’s what you may not know: Since March 3, Ontario switched to screening with HPV tests instead of Pap smears. If you are in a long-term relationship, your wife will be periodically tested for HPV. A positive result is almost always due to one spouse cheating.

I just dodged a bullet. I cannot imagine what I would have said if the result was positive.

I am gone from this hobby permanently.

You can catch HPV a number of ways, plantar warts are HPV and they can be transmitted to other parts of your body. Maybe the wifes test WAS + and she was the one cheating. lol But HPV does not necessarily mean it was sexually transmitted.

 

[onomatopoeia]

I could die tomorrow. Just take a lunatic in his car or something.

But I won`t die with a dry dick. No way. Life`s too short.

Seen written on the wall of a public toilet:

There was a very cautious man, who never romped or played.

He never smoked, he never drank, nor even kissed a maid.

But when one day he up and died, insurance was denied.

They said that since he'd never lived, they claimed he'd never died.

 

[onomatopoeia]

...I know of a guy that who got HPV associated oral pharyngeal cancer from cunnilingus. ...

 

[Jenesis]

You can always get the HPV Vaccine.

This. You want to have sex, you need to be responsible.

 

[Patron]

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I think I also remembered that he smoked for a long time, which is a huge risk for oral cancer.

I know he blamed it on going down on his wife, which I found tacky, but I think some medical commentators mentioned smoking.

I am also skeptical that his wife was the only chick he ever ate out. The virus of course not only rarely causes cancer, but it lives in the body for decades.

Personally, I got the shot, but one of the reasons it was first marketed to young teen girls, and then teen guys, was that many said it was useless if you are older unless you are The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Now it is marketed to everyone, but that may be partially for profit maximization.

 

[Goodoer]

I thought the HPV vaccine was useless for us older guys?