My friend Ethan recently met a beautiful woman at a bar. Ethan is 22. She’s 57. He’s never been with a much older woman, but he thinks hey, why not. She has an amazing figure and looks like a movie star. They drink a lot of tequila and flirt all night. Suddenly she asks Ethan if he’s ever had a mother and daughter threesome. He says no.
They drink a bit more, then the woman says, “Tonight’s your lucky night!” Ethan is stoked. Because the older woman is a hot MILF he can only imagine what the daughter looks like if the genetics carry through. They go back to her place. She puts the hall light on and shouts upstairs:
“Mom, you awake?”