Foods that make you Fart

[GameBoy27]

Not sure what's in Burger King onion rings, but man do they make me gassy. But no other types of onion rings do that. I had them at lunch years ago when I had an office job. By 3:00 PM I was a farting machine. My farts didn't smell like typical farts though, but rather more like cooked food. It was so weird. Then a colleague entered the office. He said, "what's cooking? Smells good in here." There I was killing myself laughing. I couldn't tell him it was my farts. LOL

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Once or twice a year I make execution grade farts. I have no idea what causes this, but I would like to know what the cure is. On one occasion I walked into a corridor and laid an atomic bomb. I heard two women talking and approaching the corridor behind me. I quickly turned around and headed back towards the gaseous gremlin in an attempt to avert blame from myself. As the two women walked into the hallway, they shrieked and gagged. I stopped walking towards them, when they came up to me they told me that I did not want to go down there. I told them that I would walk back to the end where I came from and take the longer route from the floor below.

 

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I'm surprised in this day and age a pharmacuetical company hasn't come up with an over the counter pill that can reduce or eliminate the bad smell of passed gas.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

I'm surprised in this day and age a pharmacuetical company hasn't come up with an over the counter pill that can reduce or eliminate the bad smell of passed gas.

I think this product is for chronic flatulators and will not prevent or atomic bombs.