Sylvester Stallone Brings Down The House Introducing President-Elect Donald Trump At AFPI Event

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In this ease of information era, Trump is the most famous person on the planet at present.
He is not and never will be as famous as MC Vagina
I mean he is very super famous. On the

"In the planet of the Earth I am the most famous person of the world
Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don't know who I am"
Because...

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous
You are not, so you are shit

All around the world, people know who I am
Even in the Chinese countries like Japan
North, South, East, West, to East
I make their panties wet like basements in New Orleans

In the France language, girls say, "Montre-moi tes génitaux!"
Spanish girls also say things, but I don't know
What they're talking about 'cause I don't speak Spanish at all
But they're probably talking about how my penis is super not-small

I led the Vaginist Revolution in Russia
They call me the Cockadile Hunter in Australia
Wait, that sounds like I hunt penises--I don't; I do chicks
In Iraq they found WMD's--Women on My Dick

I'm Osama Bin-Semen, the vaginal terrorist
On 69/11, I took down two chicks
And a third girl inexplicably collapsed on her own
Sorry, I just watched "Loose for Change," the pornspiracy video

German girls devour my franksquirter in Germany
I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea
By that, I mean I had sex with a girl on her period--that's right
I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight

In England, the girls ask me to be or not to be
The person who will take their anal virginity
I always do, but I still make sure to use a condom
'Cause my sperm's so famous it could make you pregnant in your bum

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous
You are not, so you are shit

If a lot of people know who you are, it means you're a talented artist
In order to be super-famous, you have to be the most smartest
When I'm on the red carpets or at celebrity parties
Fat kids are on my dick like hot bitches on Smarties

More people know me than there are people on the Earth
In all the thousands of countries people are singin' my words
Even in the countries where people die 'cause they're so poor
They save up to buy my album instead of going to the grocery store

'Cause I'm more famous than food--that's right, you heard me
More people know me than there are people who know how to eat
I'm more famous than mountains, I'm more famous than watches
And if you wanna hang with me, make sure your panties are crotchless

I'm like Lee Harvey Oswald, I shoot really fast
All over your face until your head flies back
Back, back and to the left, back, back and to the left
For your safety, wear a helmet and a semen-proof vest

Yeah, the Eiffel Tower is a lot like my dick
It's big and it stings when soap gets inside the tip
My sex moves are like the movie "Die Hard With A Vengeance"
They're awesome...and Jeremy Irons is a good bad guy

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous
You are not, so you are shit

The girls up North wanna get all up in my butt
'Cause even though I'm Canadian, I'm more famous than Canada
I'll light a dick-fire to warm up your cold vagina-hands
Then I'll cover you in white like the Klu-Klux Klan

All the Mexicans love me down in South America
From Colombia to Brazil all the way to Algeria
I'm Che Vagina, I liberate girls from oppressive pants
I'm Fidel Asstro, the Dictator of Ass

I'm Sodomy Hussein, the King of Being Hung
I'm Queen Ejizzabeth, I wear a crown of cum
I'm President Hard-as-a-Rock Obama
I'm reforming the health care system--wait, that wasn't sexual...

Proparopzzi follows me every day of my life
I'm like Princess Diana except I am alive
I'm like AIDS, everyone has heard of me
I'm Happiest Inside Vagina, I got HIV

I'm on the cover of magazines, the headline of the newspaper
Reads, "Hide Your Daughter! MC Vagina's Gonna Rape Her!"
Whoa, whoa, what? I, I didn't write that
[Sorry, sorry, that was me, my bad]

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous
You are not, so you are shit

Aw yeah, fame is like a tree: It helps you get pussy
For all you French ladies out there, "Le feu sur le cheval était brisée...Bitches."
I'm outta here, I'm going to a party with other famous people like Puff Diddy and Brad Pitts
Peace off!
 

Shaquille Oatmeal

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Yeah he's right up there with Charlie Manson,lol....They shuffled around some paperwork and paid off a woman who he had a tryst with.
And that was found to be a felony in a court of law.
And he was also accused of sexual misconduct, assault and harassment by over 25 women, and he was found liable for sexual abuse and defamation.
 
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The Oracle

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On the slopes of Mount Parnassus, Greece
enjoy your victory.

Trump is the idea of a good man embodied in a bad one. No one ever truly loved Trump as it impossible.

enjoy the next 4 years and again sell right now every stock option you have. You'll thank me later.

Joe Rogan thinks that Biden voted for Trump,lol.....He just might of.
 

The Oracle

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On the slopes of Mount Parnassus, Greece
And that was found to be a felony in a court of law.
You've drank the Kool-Aid...That felony conviction was a misdemeanor at any other time to any other person. Total lawfare B.S. and the voting public saw right through it.
 
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Shaquille Oatmeal

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You've drank the Kool-Aid...That felony conviction was a misdemeanor at any other time to any other person. Total lawfare B.S. and the voting public saw right through it.
It became a felony because it displayed an intent to commit, aid, or conceal another crime, which was violating campaign finance laws.
 

JohnLarue

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In all fairness. What do we really know about the founding fathers who were in charge at a time with a much smaller population and no media or journalists to critique or investigate them. The U.S. at the time was also completely anglo christian white folks from Britain who owned slaves.
Yeah, history kind of glosses over how royalists were treated during and after the revolution
Even trying to be a pacifist / neutral could get you tarred and feathered or worse

Fleeing royalist had to leave behind a lot of land / wealth
human nature being what it is, no doubt some of this wealth found its way to the founding fathers who suddenly got to create laws

Credit due: The founding fathers did draft up some pretty amazing laws protecting rights. (no doubt their personal interest top of mind)
These laws would have been quite radical at the time but they have stood up well against the test of time
 

JohnLarue

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You've drank the Kool-Aid...That felony conviction was a misdemeanor at any other time to any other person. Total lawfare B.S. and the voting public saw right through it.
it would be better if the republicans put a stop to the lawfare as a never ending cycle of political reprisals would be really really bad

That said, Trump can be vindictive and the next attorney general also appears to be a tab spiteful

No upside in going after Joe Biden .He likely would have have a diminished capacity defence. His health is diminishing and a prosecution would be a cruel PR disaster for the republicans
Hunter Biden might have to take one for the team
 
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wigglee

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In this ease of information era, Trump is the most famous person on the planet at present.

I'd say that's quite an accomplishment...
Famous for being an insane, immoral, asshole, conman liar... yes, very famous if that's quite an accomplishment, but not something any decent human should aspire to .
 
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Their values may have been different or even more extreme than Trump as they were men from a different era.
But we still know Trump does not belong in their league.
He does not have anything close to their accomplishments.
Infact apart from Abraham Lincoln I do not think any President falls in that league.
FDR?
 

wigglee

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He won..Get over it!
i can get over Trump winning, but the question is, can the planet? Democracy , the environment and civility just took a kick in the nuts, but I'm willing to sit back and laugh at the shitshow that will no doubt ensue over the next 4 years. The shitshow that will star Matt Gaetz and JFKjr, among other notable idiots... grab some popcorn!
 

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i can get over Trump winning, but the question is, can the planet? Democracy , the environment and civility just took a kick in the nuts, but I'm willing to sit back and laugh at the shitshow that will no doubt ensue over the next 4 years. The shitshow that will star Matt Gaetz and JFKjr, among other notable idiots... grab some popcorn!
You seem more optimistic than many experts who warned the world
against Trump's 2nd coming. I had thought Trump's return to
power would be so devastating the U.S. would turn into a totalitarian
state and a large part of the free world would end up speaking Russian.
And the environment taking a kick couldn't be worse than Trump altering
the course of global climate change.
 
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