True story! During Covid , more towards the end, I had a lady friend come by. The frenzy started and as she pulled off my pants, then my tidy whities and she was greeted with a blue hospital mask covering little, UM I mean BIG squeezy. She burst out laughing and it was the best BJ I had gotten during the pandemic.
Dude, you have me on ignore now get me out of your head. You really should not be wasting one brain cell on me, trust me, you need every single one. Just trying to help you Jimi.Hopefully he does us all a favor and goes for the movie star look.
Tell that to my dead friend, who was a covid conspiracy theorist til he got it and died.Locked up all up so we could give each other the flu? Got it. That doesn't sound too bad actually. So tell me oh wise one, where is covid(and it's horrible, ever morphing variants) today? Did all of those jabs just eliminate it completely? How did we all of the sudden flatten the curve into nothingness? How did covid stop being a threat? Easy, it never was a threat and once the novelty of fear mongering wore off the government just packed their bags and switched directions to other farce's. Like climate change
Which we encourage people to take the flu shot for as well.
He doesn’t have you on ignore or if he does, he clicks the “show ignored post”. You and I live rent free in his head.
Shhhhh, not everyone! I don't want Jimi once he gets to the island asking for any shots. It will ruin the vibe.Which we encourage people to take the flu shot for as well.
You and @squeezer would make a perfect coupleHe doesn’t have you on ignore or if he does, he clicks the “show ignored post”. You and I live rent free in his head.
Speaking of which, when are we getting a couch in here? Maybe a nice sectional. Some surround sound?
As do you and Jimi. Be sure to send us an invite to the wedding. Squeeze and I will bring you two a nice gift.
I have a few on ignore, it's bliss.He doesn’t have you on ignore or if he does, he clicks the “show ignored post”. You and I live rent free in his head.
Speaking of which, when are we getting a couch in here? Maybe a nice sectional. Some surround sound?
We do have a wonderful venue on the island for you and Jimi. There is also a church with a statue of Trump holding the bible. You will love it!Make sure you bring all the trailer people to the wedding
I know you want the awesome gifts that they would bring but you will have to settle for Tate bros…. Oh wait …. Nevermind. LOL.Make sure you bring all the trailer people to the wedding
Shhhhh, don't spoil the surprise. The Tate Bros have asked if they can hide out on the island. They have volunteered to be best man and maid of honor. Tristan wasn't happy about being the Maid of Honor but he does look better in a gown than Andrew.I know you want the awesome gifts that they would bring but you will have to settle for Tate bros…. Oh wait …. Nevermind. LOL.
Those 2 guys are on your mind a lot, huh??I know you want the awesome gifts that they would bring but you will have to settle for Tate bros…. Oh wait …. Nevermind. LOL.
Silly Pilly - They are on everyone’s mind since they are in the news so much. I don’t have wet dreams about them like you and Jimbo though.Those 2 guys are on your mind a lot, huh??
Could it be a desire to have a strong man in your life??
I don't get it, a statue of Trump holding a bible, Tate bros at your ceremony, an island surrounded by an ocean, palm trees, yet you still complain and throw insults. There is no pleasing some folks, sheesh.Those 2 guys are on your mind a lot, huh??
Could it be a desire to have a strong man in your life??
Why did you misgender me, you transphobic bigotJimi, be careful with Phil when it's that time of the month.
Who the fuck wants a husband???? Marriage subjugates women into slavery. Thanks but no thanks.
