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Chuck1977

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Why is that we have no decent reviews in this Area. You would think there was only Leoslist and Ambition. But theirs Guelph Studios, Michener Spa, Tabu, CE Models, and more. But next to no reviews of any of them. Even on other boards. It’s weird.
 
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I had a good experience with CE Models once. Never made it to ambition. And I’m not willing to risk going to Tabu. I’ve only seen bad review.
 

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:ROFLMAO: Likely because most of the reviews in the last few years were by John_Jacob and where he went, the reviews went...and he's gone so...no more.

I've been to Guelph Studios once. It was good for me. Nice setup, just no in-room showers. The woman was nice but women are usually very nice everywhere so no biggie. They appear to have a LOT of women working so there is a lot of choice I suppose. However, under the 'changed' environment post-April 11, no descriptions and I think the cattle call to see what the women look like is demeaning so....haven't gone in a few years. GS is also just a little public for me.

I like CEModels and people whine about the location but I have no issues with it. It's clean & works well. I love the cleaning staff giving me the side-eye and laughing at me. The booking process, for whatever reason, has become mildly painful post-Ambition so I've just moved on.

I've been to Hush. Yikes, it's right on the highway and very open. Good setup, dark interior but whatever. Good things are; the tables are MUCH bigger than Ambition and they have massage pillows that you can put your face into. They also have a hot towel warmer which is really, really nice! Downsides (other than location) is that it also only has a central shower. Also, weirdly, they don't book hour sessions. 45 minutes max. Apparently a lot of the women don't like hour sessions so the owner has setup it up that way. Speaks well of the owner I suppose right? I've been lucky that I've been 'allowed' to book two 1/2 hour sessions back to back but that was only because they had asked Maria (have I mentioned I like her?) if its ok. I can't imagine the hassle I'll get if I want to book 90 minutes.

Michener? Shrug, no descriptions, no pictures, carpet in the rooms. I have serious PTSD from the Ambition women :love: just fucking angrily unleashing at me (for free! YES!) if I let their clothes touch the floor so carpet kinda makes me uneasy now. I mean, one time I came in and there was still a blast of spooge on the wall so I can only imagine the floors. Based on what little I know, their location seems ok.

Pheonix? Kikki@Ambition told me she worked one shift and then just left. Maybe it's changed but good enough for me. Then again, Lauren looks very nice. Hmm.....

NO fucking way am I going to the Home Depot spa on Woodlawn in Guelph. WAY way too open, I don't care if they're 'relaxed' about provided services. Nor the "maybe" spa on Gordon beside Home Hardware. I'm sure there are others. An Asian Spa on every corner.

Tabu I'm interested in and intend to go. I think that negative comment you remember was from GJ and I don't think he could be positive about his mother (nor her to him I suspect :D). Sure, I can't fit through the front door and I question if the back stairs can hold me but...(a) someone said in-room showers, and (b) discreet back entrance. PLUS, there is a Papa Johns down the road so hey, what more do you need right? Pizza, bring a beer and beautiful women! Fun times.
 
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Chuck1977

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:ROFLMAO: Likely because most of the reviews in the last few years were by John_Jacob and where he went, the reviews went...and he's gone so...no more.

I've been to Guelph Studios once. It was good for me. Nice setup, just no in-room showers. The woman was nice but women are usually very nice everywhere so no biggie. They appear to have a LOT of women working so there is a lot of choice I suppose. However, under the 'changed' environment post-April 11, no descriptions and I think the cattle call to see what the women look like is demeaning so....haven't gone in a few years. GS is also just a little public for me.

I like CEModels and people whine about the location but I have no issues with it. It's clean & works well. I love the cleaning staff giving me the side-eye and laughing at me. The booking process, for whatever reason, has become mildly painful post-Ambition so I've just moved on.

I've been to Hush. Yikes, it's right on the highway and very open. Good setup, dark interior but whatever. Good things are; the tables are MUCH bigger than Ambition and they have massage pillows that you can put your face into. They also have a hot towel warmer which is really, really nice! Downsides (other than location) is that it also only has a central shower. Also, weirdly, they don't book hour sessions. 45 minutes max. Apparently a lot of the women don't like hour sessions so the owner has setup it up that way. Speaks well of the owner I suppose right? I've been lucky that I've been 'allowed' to book two 1/2 hour sessions back to back but that was only because they had asked Maria (have I mentioned I like her?) if its ok. I can't imagine the hassle I'll get if I want to book 90 minutes.

Michener? Shrug, no descriptions, no pictures, carpet in the rooms. I have serious PTSD from the Ambition women :love: just fucking angrily unleashing at me (for free! YES!) if I let their clothes touch the floor so carpet kinda makes me uneasy now. I mean, one time I came in and there was still a blast of spooge on the wall so I can only imagine the floors. Based on what little I know, their location seems ok.

Pheonix? Kikki@Ambition told me she worked one shift and then just left. Maybe it's changed but good enough for me. Then again, Lauren looks very nice. Hmm.....

NO fucking way am I going to the Home Depot spa on Woodlawn in Guelph. WAY way too open, I don't care if they're 'relaxed' about provided services. Nor the "maybe" spa on Gordon beside Home Hardware. I'm sure there are others. An Asian Spa on every corner.

Tabu I'm interested in and intend to go. I think that negative comment you remember was from GJ and I don't think he could be positive about his mother (nor her to him I suspect :D). Sure, I can't fit through the front door and I question if the back stairs can hold me but...(a) someone said in-room showers, and (b) discreet back entrance. PLUS, there is a Papa Johns down the road so hey, what more do you need right? Pizza, bring a beer and beautiful women! Fun times.
You ever notice CE models doesn’t always answer there phones!
 

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I went to Guelph Studios and it was bad. Like why did I was gas getting here bad.
The problem today is every chick has been told for years they are pretty, beautiful, special and .gorgeous
They hear it with every selfie posted to social media, from their female friends, every simp that follows them, and they actually believe it.
And then you got guys like the clown on this thread with the long post that drools over anything with tits and a pulse, further swelling their empty heads.
So those things create an entitlement attitude that makes these broads believe we should reign cash down on them just for them allowing us to bask in their fake beauty.
And with that service takes a severe hit, but most guys probably are too ashamed to come online and tell the truth.
And those of us that call a spade, a spade get ridiculed by the white knights that unwittingly exacerbate the problem.
So that sees people decide to not contribute.

Things were so much better before the internet.
You'd grab a Toronto paper, read some ads, call the gal and chat and get a vibe, and more often than not, you'd want to go back, and when you did it was even better than the first time.
Now these bimboes want you out ASAP while demanding probably 5 times what they are truly worth.
 

Chuck1977

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The problem today is every chick has been told for years they are pretty, beautiful, special and .gorgeous
They hear it with every selfie posted to social media, from their female friends, every simp that follows them, and they actually believe it.
And then you got guys like the clown on this thread with the long post that drools over anything with tits and a pulse, further swelling their empty heads.
So those things create an entitlement attitude that makes these broads believe we should reign cash down on them just for them allowing us to bask in their fake beauty.
And with that service takes a severe hit, but most guys probably are too ashamed to come online and tell the truth.
And those of us that call a spade, a spade get ridiculed by the white knights that unwittingly exacerbate the problem.
So that sees people decide to not contribute.

Things were so much better before the internet.
You'd grab a Toronto paper, read some ads, call the gal and chat and get a vibe, and more often than not, you'd want to go back, and when you did it was even better than the first time.
Now these bimboes want you out ASAP while demanding probably 5 times what they are truly worth.
maybe. But in truth on Toronto it’s still great. No one I’ve seen in Guelph is someone I’d pay for.
 

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maybe. But in truth on Toronto it’s still great. No one I’ve seen in Guelph is someone I’d pay for.
Go see Aeryn Monroe. I think she's great. She's on a whole different level than I'll ever get to. Do her vetting process, send your DL, this is her job, don't worry about it. Check out her twitter. If you're her target market, you'll die happy.
 

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:ROFLMAO: Likely because most of the reviews in the last few years were by John_Jacob and where he went, the reviews went...and he's gone so...no more.

I've been to Guelph Studios once. It was good for me. Nice setup, just no in-room showers. The woman was nice but women are usually very nice everywhere so no biggie. They appear to have a LOT of women working so there is a lot of choice I suppose. However, under the 'changed' environment post-April 11, no descriptions and I think the cattle call to see what the women look like is demeaning so....haven't gone in a few years. GS is also just a little public for me.

I like CEModels and people whine about the location but I have no issues with it. It's clean & works well. I love the cleaning staff giving me the side-eye and laughing at me. The booking process, for whatever reason, has become mildly painful post-Ambition so I've just moved on.

I've been to Hush. Yikes, it's right on the highway and very open. Good setup, dark interior but whatever. Good things are; the tables are MUCH bigger than Ambition and they have massage pillows that you can put your face into. They also have a hot towel warmer which is really, really nice! Downsides (other than location) is that it also only has a central shower. Also, weirdly, they don't book hour sessions. 45 minutes max. Apparently a lot of the women don't like hour sessions so the owner has setup it up that way. Speaks well of the owner I suppose right? I've been lucky that I've been 'allowed' to book two 1/2 hour sessions back to back but that was only because they had asked Maria (have I mentioned I like her?) if its ok. I can't imagine the hassle I'll get if I want to book 90 minutes.

Michener? Shrug, no descriptions, no pictures, carpet in the rooms. I have serious PTSD from the Ambition women :love: just fucking angrily unleashing at me (for free! YES!) if I let their clothes touch the floor so carpet kinda makes me uneasy now. I mean, one time I came in and there was still a blast of spooge on the wall so I can only imagine the floors. Based on what little I know, their location seems ok.

Pheonix? Kikki@Ambition told me she worked one shift and then just left. Maybe it's changed but good enough for me. Then again, Lauren looks very nice. Hmm.....

NO fucking way am I going to the Home Depot spa on Woodlawn in Guelph. WAY way too open, I don't care if they're 'relaxed' about provided services. Nor the "maybe" spa on Gordon beside Home Hardware. I'm sure there are others. An Asian Spa on every corner.

Tabu I'm interested in and intend to go. I think that negative comment you remember was from GJ and I don't think he could be positive about his mother (nor her to him I suspect :D). Sure, I can't fit through the front door and I question if the back stairs can hold me but...(a) someone said in-room showers, and (b) discreet back entrance. PLUS, there is a Papa Johns down the road so hey, what more do you need right? Pizza, bring a beer and beautiful women! Fun times.
I've been to Tabu numerous times and through the front door. Lots of business locations so it's easy to park on the street then just duck in the door while walking by.
 

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:ROFLMAO: Likely because most of the reviews in the last few years were by John_Jacob and where he went, the reviews went...and he's gone so...no more.

I've been to Guelph Studios once. It was good for me. Nice setup, just no in-room showers. The woman was nice but women are usually very nice everywhere so no biggie. They appear to have a LOT of women working so there is a lot of choice I suppose. However, under the 'changed' environment post-April 11, no descriptions and I think the cattle call to see what the women look like is demeaning so....haven't gone in a few years. GS is also just a little public for me.

I like CEModels and people whine about the location but I have no issues with it. It's clean & works well. I love the cleaning staff giving me the side-eye and laughing at me. The booking process, for whatever reason, has become mildly painful post-Ambition so I've just moved on.

I've been to Hush. Yikes, it's right on the highway and very open. Good setup, dark interior but whatever. Good things are; the tables are MUCH bigger than Ambition and they have massage pillows that you can put your face into. They also have a hot towel warmer which is really, really nice! Downsides (other than location) is that it also only has a central shower. Also, weirdly, they don't book hour sessions. 45 minutes max. Apparently a lot of the women don't like hour sessions so the owner has setup it up that way. Speaks well of the owner I suppose right? I've been lucky that I've been 'allowed' to book two 1/2 hour sessions back to back but that was only because they had asked Maria (have I mentioned I like her?) if its ok. I can't imagine the hassle I'll get if I want to book 90 minutes.

Michener? Shrug, no descriptions, no pictures, carpet in the rooms. I have serious PTSD from the Ambition women :love: just fucking angrily unleashing at me (for free! YES!) if I let their clothes touch the floor so carpet kinda makes me uneasy now. I mean, one time I came in and there was still a blast of spooge on the wall so I can only imagine the floors. Based on what little I know, their location seems ok.

Pheonix? Kikki@Ambition told me she worked one shift and then just left. Maybe it's changed but good enough for me. Then again, Lauren looks very nice. Hmm.....

NO fucking way am I going to the Home Depot spa on Woodlawn in Guelph. WAY way too open, I don't care if they're 'relaxed' about provided services. Nor the "maybe" spa on Gordon beside Home Hardware. I'm sure there are others. An Asian Spa on every corner.

Tabu I'm interested in and intend to go. I think that negative comment you remember was from GJ and I don't think he could be positive about his mother (nor her to him I suspect :D). Sure, I can't fit through the front door and I question if the back stairs can hold me but...(a) someone said in-room showers, and (b) discreet back entrance. PLUS, there is a Papa Johns down the road so hey, what more do you need right? Pizza, bring a beer and beautiful women! Fun times.
Lauren has some attributes of someone who may have /be using performance enhancing products. Very deep voice among other things. She is a nice enough lady and spends wayyy mor time taking care of herself in the gym than 90% of us do, just personally found her a bit too much In that regard
 

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Lauren has some attributes of someone who may have /be using performance enhancing products. Very deep voice among other things. She is a nice enough lady and spends wayyy mor time taking care of herself in the gym than 90% of us do, just personally found her a bit too much In that regard
That was my guess however, I'm still intrigued, something cool & different :ROFLMAO:
 

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Lauren has some attributes of someone who may have /be using performance enhancing products. Very deep voice among other things. She is a nice enough lady and spends wayyy mor time taking care of herself in the gym than 90% of us do, just personally found her a bit too much In that regard
Lauren kind of scared me when I popped in to see who’s working. Waaaaay too manly for me. Her sister Mandy is more my type. Tall, mature, busty. Anyone seen Mandy @ Phoenix?
 

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Lauren kind of scared me when I popped in to see who’s working. Waaaaay too manly for me. Her sister Mandy is more my type. Tall, mature, busty. Anyone seen Mandy @ Phoenix?
I’ve seen both Lauren and Mandy. Lauren gives a great massage if you like it on the firmer end and the finish was amazing. She’s very good with the her mouth, I’ll leave it at that. Definitely not for everyone but if you’re in the mood for something new, try her out.

Mandy was excellent as well just a totally different experience than Lauren. She’s more soft spoken and gentle. Both are open minded and give good service.
 
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