Most bizarre porn scenarios (not acts) you've seen

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When I tried Googling this, most responses I read were about explicit bizarre (mostly gross) sexual acts, but here I want to know about some bizarre situations, scenarios, storylines perhaps that you've seen. For example, I just saw one about a guy who can magically stop time (during the pause in time, you can imagine what he does), which I found an intriguing concept. Another, some guys go into a public washroom to pee, and instead they see heads sticking out, so instead of peeing that got some BBBJCIM and then walked out talking to each other like it was a normal trip to the washroom. Some other bizarre scenarios you've seen, ideally with links to the scene?
 
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Two ebony ladies, home alone and horney, after getting ditched by bfs...one makes a birthday wish she had a dick they could play with, and the wish comes true and they go at it after the shock.
Of course the one actress was a ts but could not tell till the magic moment. Oh - here it is
 
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For example, I just saw one about a guy who can magically stop time (during the pause in time, you can imagine what he does), which I found an intriguing concept.
I'm guessing Japanese porn ? The only occasion I saw it. They were using it to rape girls.

I remember a five second long video from ogrish or rotten(dot)com of a grown man sticking his entire head inside a woman's pussy.
Probably looking for his car keys. It happens.

I would guess the most bizarre premise (I wouldn't try it) is when I a guy starts to sexually assault a girlfriend of a big bruiser while he sleeps beside her. She gradually wakes up and instead of screaming - decides she likes the concept and becomes a willing participant.
 

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The parodies are good. Like there was the Cosby family (pre Bill being outed as a monster), Star Trek, etc.

Back in the 80s I remember a scene w a bloke wearing a nazi armband having sex w a black lady and an Asian lady.

Also one where it was like a boxing ring but it was a bj competition where the ladies are Introduced like fighters, then they have to each blow a different guy in front of the audience and whoever gets their guy to cum first wins.you see the audience cheering, etc lol..

Also 2 blokes go at it mma style, and the winner gets one kind of girl and the loser another.

I also like the borat one with Delotta Brown taking one in the bum - a bear (guy in a bear suit) comes out as they're fucking
 

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Woman loses her memory and goes to see a guy in a men's room so that he can cure her memory loss with an enema.

 

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Also one where it was like a boxing ring but it was a bj competition where the ladies are Introduced like fighters, then they have to each blow a different guy in front of the audience and whoever gets their guy to cum first wins.you see the audience cheering, etc lol..
I had to look for this one. Is this it?

Two girls challenge for the cock sucking title in boxing ring | xHamster

But where are the hundreds of cheering spectators? They couldn't find a full audience for this?
 

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La la land
1970's comedy movies, I think they were European.
 
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I remember a five second long video from ogrish or rotten(dot)com of a grown man sticking his entire head inside a woman's pussy.
I found my saved copy of the video, but I was unable to drag 'n' drop it into this post. I can't think of a site that wouldn't ban my ass if I uploaded it, so you'll have to settle for a couple of screen caps:

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I wouldn’t know. I always fast forward to the good parts. LOL. 😉

I kinda figured you as a straight to the point woman. No sense wasting time diddling around!

Hitachi Magic Wand or DeWalt* concrete vibrator?





*Warning- Not for use with women with osteoporosis or otherwise fragile pelvis or hips!
 

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The scenes where the plumber comes over right away are the most ridiculous.

Porn is giving women false expectations.
 
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