Would you buy a male sex toy?
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There aren't any good solo ones for old guys like me. If you go to Aren't We Naughty there's a whole bunch of walls and displays for women, but only one section for men.
Forget about half that section if you don't want to put anything up your butt. Forget a half of what's left if you don't want something in the hopes of making your dick bigger.
All that's left is "pocket pussies" like Fleshlights, etc., and other similar passive or active style masturbators.
A month or so into the first Covid lockdown I was getting real bored, so decided to check out a Fleshlight. Even bought the special optional Fleshlight warmer (cuz who likes a cold vagina?)
All excited I took it home, put some porn (which I rarely watch) on the big screen TV, lubed up and tried it out.
Meh! No comparison to the real thing. Maybe it works for younger guys, but not for me.
PS. Another time I was at Aren't We Naughty, buying a toy to use with the ladies. At the checkout I was right behind a young fella who was buying a "Butt In A Box". Full size, not inflatable, with a big picture of the Butt In A Box on the large box it came in. The store didn't have a bag big enough to put it in. It was summer at the now closed location on Yonge between Sheppard and Finch. I sure hope his car was nearby as, if not, that might have been one embarrassing walk to wherever it was...
Forget about half that section if you don't want to put anything up your butt. Forget a half of what's left if you don't want something in the hopes of making your dick bigger.
All that's left is "pocket pussies" like Fleshlights, etc., and other similar passive or active style masturbators.
A month or so into the first Covid lockdown I was getting real bored, so decided to check out a Fleshlight. Even bought the special optional Fleshlight warmer (cuz who likes a cold vagina?)
All excited I took it home, put some porn (which I rarely watch) on the big screen TV, lubed up and tried it out.
Meh! No comparison to the real thing. Maybe it works for younger guys, but not for me.
PS. Another time I was at Aren't We Naughty, buying a toy to use with the ladies. At the checkout I was right behind a young fella who was buying a "Butt In A Box". Full size, not inflatable, with a big picture of the Butt In A Box on the large box it came in. The store didn't have a bag big enough to put it in. It was summer at the now closed location on Yonge between Sheppard and Finch. I sure hope his car was nearby as, if not, that might have been one embarrassing walk to wherever it was...
There was a business in Mississauga I read about which rented out rooms equipped with those realistic sex dolls. Never really heard about them again so they likely did not do well
No I wouldn't buy a toy.
Take an old pillow, fold it in half insert cock and away you go. Better than the silly gadgets sold at the sex shop.
Take an old pillow, fold it in half insert cock and away you go. Better than the silly gadgets sold at the sex shop.
Fuck... This post is depressing. I had held hope that they'd be fun.
I've purchased toys for the wife, but she's a Debbie Downer and makes no effort to even try them.
I believe they have made substantial progress since I first looked at the market
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I have tried VR porn using a headset and it's an ok experience. In no way is it better then actual sex or getting a bj from a real women but it does add a different element to porn and makes things a bit more realistic and is a unique experience if you have never tried it before
Expensive as hell - there's even videos on YouTube from folks who show you all the featuresI believe they have made substantial progress since I first looked at the market
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Bought a flesh light about 18 months ago, warm KY, liked it, used it so much my penis was so swollen the next day I couldn’t even pull back the foreskin… bit of a problem but the girth was awesome to look at.
Fleshlights need to be properly maintained after each use. Wash with warm water and soap, dry with towel, blow dry, and then let air dry in well ventilated space. I made the mistake of just washing and putting it back in the drawer. It became moldy, and had to throw it out. Also, oil-based lubricants will destroy the toy, so only use water-based lubricant.
In a good way? LOL
I've heard mixed reviews on them. Some say it can be made to feel super realistic and tight, others say its just a really expensive tube of silicone that doesn't really feel anything like the real deal...
Eh... doesn't feel better than a bj or your hand. They aren't bad, but very overrated
When people give him a funny look while he's carrying it, He probably says "It's for my wife".
Just buy yourself a sheep, become an 'urban shepherd', and be done with all the hassles. History proves it's a tried and true solution over and over again.
I use a bunch of different toys.
Good ol' lube and my hand is enough for some mind-blowing orgasms when I bother using tantric techniques.
But actual toys to use on myself?
I've got a fleshlight.
A wand vibrator - They're not just for women.
An electrostimulator - This is for some rare pain play. Much more fun with a partner!
And various other things. I tried butt stuff but wasn't into it.
Good ol' lube and my hand is enough for some mind-blowing orgasms when I bother using tantric techniques.
But actual toys to use on myself?
I've got a fleshlight.
A wand vibrator - They're not just for women.
An electrostimulator - This is for some rare pain play. Much more fun with a partner!
And various other things. I tried butt stuff but wasn't into it.
