Hobbyist Badges

[SoftHands813]

After replying to another thread with the response "... it's not like you get a badge...", it got me thinking (always dangerous ):

What if we could collect badges for hobbying, just like the Boy Scouts collect badges for various skills and activities? What would they be for and what would they look like?

Here are some early thoughts:

• Orgy participant (badge with a bunch of faces)
• Gangbang participant (badge with the ratio 7:1)
• Bukkake participant (badge with paintbrush)
• DP (badge with two golf flags)
• Squirt Master (badge with drops of water)
• Cunning Linguist (badge with a tongue - could take that a couple of ways)
• Big spender (badge with $$$)
• Dungeon Master (badge with handcuffs or whip)

Other suggestions?

 

[Ponderling]

So just to be politically correct the sash to sew them on should be all the colours on the Bipoc / rainbow etc flags.
Add in some blank panels to make space for whatever gets added to either umbrella term in the next few years.

Year bars, instead of silver per year and gold for 5 years, perhaps adapt and for more than 35 years have the bar in the form of a blue Viagra pill.

And get your terms right.
Scouts, just like pooners, EARN their badges.

 

[Mr Deeds]

So you want to have symbols to show off to your buddies how many kills you have had? Im just wondering what you want to be when you grow up after high school

 

[thumper18474]

If you dabbled in the LGTBQ world ...is the badge .... a rainbow ?

 

[Sonic Temple]

So you want to have symbols to show off to your buddies how many kills you have had? Im just wondering what you want to be when you grow up after high school

I wanna be a

 

[onomatopoeia]

 

[Mr Deeds]

 

[SoftHands813]

...
And get your terms right.
Scouts, just like pooners, EARN their badges.

Ah yes, quite right. My mistake. Thanks for the correction in terminology. (You can tell I was never a scout...)

 

[Knuckle Ball]

Other badge ideas:

-Got ghosted in parking lot badge
-SP used fake pics but I stayed anyway medal
-Discovered pimp hiding in shower badge

 

[onomatopoeia]

Scouts, just like pooners, EARN their badges.

Not always.

Every time the man comes home from a business trip, he notices that his son has a new badge on his Boy Scouts uniform. He says "I'm proud of you son, you must have worked hard to earn those badges.". The kid says "Nope.". His father asks the kid how he got them, and the kid says "Every time you go away, the Scout Master visits mommy. He hands me a badge, and says 'go take a hike.'".

 

[xix]

B&S
Busted
Trans
Scammed
TOFTT - Took one for the team

 

[Goodoer]

SP Repeater
Found Your Regular
Got Pegged
Rusty Trombone
First Asian/EI/Black/White/Latina/etc.

 

[Goodoer]

If you dabbled in the LGTBQ world ...is the badge .... a rainbow ?

You have to earn each colour stripe of that rainbow-ish LGTBQ+ flag.

 

[Mr Deeds]

If you dabbled in the LGTBQ world ...is the badge .... a rainbow ?

Yes and you get two, one for pitching and one for receiving

 

[probyn]

I think you guys are joking.

I don't think anyone in this forum would wear badges that reveal their involvement in this hobby.

However, there might be a demand for a subtle symbol revealing that a woman is a SP.

Bob Guccione once spoke of an incident (when he was a young man) in which he was drugged and robbed by prostitute (I think in the Middle East).

Just before he passed out, he saw her shoes which had a special design that at the time indicated that she was a pro.

 

[xix]

How about a Puzzle Picture of Venus goddess of beauty.
Someone here can make one up that is not to revealing and clean. See below for example. And each piece will represent what we have decide on the list.

 

[xix]

Overnight
Weekend
Long week vacation
Flew one over to my place
Grandma / Daughter
Mange trois
Old school Classmate (guy & girl)

Location of where you did it:
Park
Plane
Bus
School
Boat
Garage