Mei’s Spa (Burlington): Review of Cassie

[yogi1]

Hey Comrades

To my knowledge, I know the following AMPs provide "good" service:

1. Serene
2. Mei's spa
3. Blue Rain
4. Angel Spa
5. Limnos
6. Retreat

Anything I've missed?

 

[Burldude]

What is the definition of good service?

 

[John_Jacob]

What is the definition of good service?

Oh here we go, mod is shutting this thread down

 

[HunkMP]

Oh here we go, mod is shutting this thread down

You are happy after the session ;-)

 

[Candymancan]

You are happy after the session ;-)

There's happy, and then there's esctatic. 40 vs 80

 

[HunkMP]

There's happy, and then there's esctatic. 40 vs 80

ecstatic is more appropriate!

 

[yours2discover]

For the first time?

Not familiar with Mei's Spa so others can provide better commentary

Once you show up and confirm yo have an appointment, you'll likely be taken to your room. The Front Desk girl will ask for the door fee which typically $40/half hour. Giver her $100 so
she needs to go get change. Once she leaves, get undressed really really quickly and make sure you're naked when she comes back into the room. I mean, these poor girls likely
making minimum wage just love that shit of seeing an old hairy naked guy in the buff.

Once she leaves, shower if there is one in the room. If not, just enjoy the aroma of your BO. Sit on the table with a towel wrapped around the boy.
When the MP enters, stand up like a man, 'accidentally' drop the towel, fumble while trying to put the towel back on, do a nice introduction, ask how much for what.
Where I go, it's typically $80 per half hour "tip" but Mei's could be less. If you want, just ask for the all you can eat special to see what the price is but good luck with that. But who knows?

You pay the $ upfront. Once she takes your $, do a big high five, do a jumping chest bump with her and then beat your chest while doing the cry of the bull ape and off you two go. This lets her know you like her.

The high five, chest bump, beat your chest isn't mandatory at all places so YMMV. If you're really lucky, after doing that you'll get to hear the other girls in the waiting room giggle (true story).

Keep an ear out for, "I love older men, you have your shit together, and since you're nice, you can get massaged twice. Two attendants that I know of love using that line.
If you hear that, you know you're in.

Depending on your age, the best response is, "No, I'll be lucky if I get massaged once and you're really really going to work for it". They love that. Something to look forward to

I've had a session where I didn't like it (I mean, only 1 finger in my ear AND I have to find your fake nail up there?, really? Please, just get another nail) after paying up front. My suggestion is,
if you don't like it or get limp/whatever, just walk and don't worry about it. The price of education isn't cheap and you're going to lose the confrontation.

If you finish quickly, you can choose to leave or, like I do, stay and just bug the living shit out of the MP with endless questions - I call it "conversation" - until your time is up. Ask for her real name, the car she drives and where she lives. They love that too.

Once you're both cleaned up, make sure you get some left over massage oil all in her hair. That shows you liked the session and she'll remember you for next time.

Great way to get around their inability to speak English! I usually do the finger into a circle created in your other hand using the thumb and index finger. Or I lick my eyebrows......

 

[John_Jacob]

Great way to get around their inability to speak English! I usually do the finger into a circle created in your other hand using the thumb and index finger. Or I lick my eyebrows......

I’d (not really) pay to see you lick your eyebrows

 

[Flashnevik]

I was at Mei spa I booked Cici but ended up with Yuki. Yuki was a spinner type of girl. She probably was in her 30s . Not very good at giving massage. Very light touch but some teasing. The bs was nice and great finish. I still want to see Cici. Damage 60 for hour and 100 tip.

 

[John_Jacob]

I was at Mei spa I booked Cici but ended up with Yuki. Yuki was a spinner type of girl. She probably was in her 30s . Not very good at giving massage. Very light touch but some teasing. The bs was nice and great finish. I still want to see Cici. Damage 60 for hour and 100 tip.

160/hr ? Huh. Somewhat budget friendly

 

[Candymancan]

160/hr ? Huh. Somewhat budget friendly

Pretty standard for that service

 

[John_Jacob]

Pretty standard for that service

Maybe for Asian spas, rates are a touch higher ($240) at other places

 

[Candymancan]

Maybe for Asian spas, rates are a touch higher ($240) at other places

I think those other places are legit body rub, licensed? At asian places you aren't guaranteed anything.

 

[Flashnevik]

I think those other places are legit body rub, licensed? At asian places you aren't guaranteed anything.

That's true. Other places are mentioned here and I been to all of them. I find each girl has level of services and I respect them.

 

[John_Jacob]

I think those other places are legit body rub, licensed? At asian places you aren't guaranteed anything.

just curious because I generally avoid Asian spa, and assuming it’s within the rules, base services isn’t massage, nudity, touching above the waist, HE?

 

[Candymancan]

just curious because I generally avoid Asian spa, and assuming it’s within the rules, base services isn’t massage, nudity, touching above the waist, HE?

Legit (such as RMT) don't allow. Semi legit is a different story. YMMV

 

[John_Jacob]

Legit (such as RMT) don't allow. Semi legit is a different story. YMMV

so, just to be specific . We’re not on this site for RMT places. You classify Mei/Asian spa as semi-legit because guys actually go there thinking it’s massage only? Really?

 

[Candymancan]

so, just to be specific . We’re not on this site for RMT places. You classify Mei/Asian spa as semi-legit because guys actually go there thinking it’s massage only? Really?

You said "within the rules" so I assume you mean legit. Sorry if i confused by throwing in RMT.

 

[John_Jacob]

You said "within the rules" so I assume you mean legit. Sorry if i confused by throwing in RMT.

My fault. I was on an iPAD which sucks for writing. "Within the rules of TERB for posting information about the services spas provide.

But the view is that Asian spas are mostly massage and less HE? Interesting. Assuming I fully understand what you said, that's a very good Product Positioning avenue to take. Guys get their HE, think they're getting something special (yet everyone gets it) and keep coming back because their ego is stroked. Huh.

 

[Candymancan]

Not sure if I'm answering your question, but the lines are blurred. A legit spa can have an MPA that crosses the line and gives HE (or more), and a semi legit place may have an attendant that only gives a massage, nothing more. Doesn't have to be Asian. It's more about what services the attendant will provide, and that's not always consistent. Sorry about rambling but that's half the fun trying to find out how things go with a new attendant.