There was an episode in "The Office" where the stuffed shirt type (only saw a few episodes, don't remember character names) finds a roach in the parking lot. An episode's worth of drama, but no source identified. Life imitates art...
Who brought the Coke to the White House?
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There's no evidence that the WH has obstructed any cocaine investigations. The investigation simply isn't going anywhere because there are a few hundred people who work there and nothing to indicate which of them had the coke, or whether it was brought by a visitor.
You know what happens with investigations into minor crimes that have no real leads, Mitch?...... No one gives a fuck about them and they get tossed in the waste paper basket at the station.
You know what other "important investigations" have not been followed up on, Mitch?..... The mysterious case of the stolen pack of kleenex found outside Shopper's in December 2021. Strangely enough, the cops closed the file on that one.
Also, the people seen fucking in the park on August 3, 2018 and who ran away before they could be stopped and identified. Yes, another pair of felons who inexplicably escaped justice!
How about the guy who parked in the handicapped space outside METRO at 10:42 AM on September 14, 2003?...... Yeah, the cops fumbled the ball on that one too and never followed up on that criminal.
How about the girl who gave a guy a blowjob in the ladies' room of a club on Queen West on March 23, 1987?.... You'd think the cops would keep that file open and pursue that miscreant for as long as it took! But no. That case is closed as well.
How about the 2 guys who shouted "Fuck you, asshole!" at each other at Eglinton and Bathurst on October 5, 1964?.... Yeah, that's another unsolved case. Damn!!!
Maybe you could go to police college, Mitch and become a police officer and solve all these vital cases?
You have it reversed. that is why the despicable are making a big deal about it when there is not the slightest indication that he had anything at all to do with it
Mitch: Unless you have actual evidence of an FBI cover up (which you don’t) all you are doing is making up stories about things that you wish were true.
If the secret service so obviously hates Trump, why doesn't he just tell them to fuck off? Let his Proud Boys see to all his personal security needs...
I stopped reading after the first delusional, paranoiac sentence.
And as a bonus, lots of them are now already stationed at rump's next post in jail.
First she needs to sample it to make sure its really coke.
Don Jr said he'd help out and use his personal expertise.
Then they will find out who sold it and how much it costs.
This could take a while.
LOL…It’s always disappointing when our dreams and fantasies collide with reality and our bullshit explodes in our face…and when I say “WE”, I mean “YOU”. I never have embarrassing things like this happen to me but they happen to guys like you, Oracle, and Butler on the daily. I guess you must be used to it by now?
Weakened visitor surely? What kind of yahoo brings coke on a white house tour? Wouldn't be the first time that drugs were planted just to make trouble for someone either, just saying. Who you gonna believe, the Secret Service or some cat turd?
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Why would it take "all of 30 seconds to find out whose coke it was"?..... How many people work there? What are the leads?
They'll very probably NEVER find out whose coke it is. Why don't you tell us how YOU would find out whose coke it was?
I don't think anyone is crazy about JB running again, except JB. If Newsom or Whitmer stepped forward, I'd cheer for either of them.
How would you do that, Mitch?
Tell us how to find which person among the 100's who work there and the tour group people planted the coke within 30 minutes. How would you go about it?
Does it involve a crystal ball or tarot cards?..... Or a talking cat?....
If this was Trump's WH and a bag of cocaine was found near the situation room, the fake corporate media would be covering it 24/7 and calling for his impeachment.
Must be the same security company that services the New York prison where Epstein was kept.......
But if you actually drug tested 500 suspects, how would that prove that 1 of them had coke 2 weeks ago?..... It wouldn't.
And it would be unconstitutional. You can't randomly test people.
Probably not. There wouldn't likely be the histrionics of blaming Don Jr. or Donny himself. Let's face a few facts:
- The Secret Service is not lying or withholding info, despite what the GOP wants you to believe.
- Is it possible that the coke is Hunter's or his sisters? Sure. But there is no evidence!
- The area where this was found can be accessed by White House visitors, like apparently hundreds per day.
- The coke was found at a time when President Biden was at Camp David...
- It is possible that someone who came for business at the WH had it call out of a bag or purse.
No, they wouldn't. Because the 90% of the general public who don't follow right wing bullshit pages on Twitter and Fox News don't give enough of a fuck about any of this to even bother following it. Most non righties don't sit around speculating whether Donny Jr is shoving blow up his asshole or whether Donny Sr snorts lines off Rudy Giuliani's ass crack. Because most other people have lives and jobs and are reality based.
The only people who wank off about this trash are righties.
