Mei’s Spa (Burlington): Review of Cassie

[Ωhm]

I also feel like I'll be closer/younger than them on average compared to their other customers

 

[John_Jacob]

I also feel like I'll be closer/younger than them on average compared to their other customers

If you think that matters to them for one second then you are a noob.

This is their job, they're not looking for love nor are they turned on, or even vaguely interested in, by the vast, vast VAST, no really VAST, majority of clients (no matter what we think).

Do you pay? Do you know what hygiene is? Are you respectful? Those are the top ones.

One MP (who is 23) I talked with hates 20-somethings. She says they're absolute clueless morons and hates listening to them. You can decide accordingly.

 

[Ωhm]

If you think that matters to them for one second then you are a noob.

This is their job, they're not looking for love nor are they turned on, or even vaguely interested in, by the vast, vast VAST, no really VAST, majority of clients (no matter what we think).

Do you pay? Do you know what hygiene is? Are you respectful? Those are the top ones.

One MP (who is 23) I talked with hates 20-somethings. She says they're absolute clueless morons and hates listening to them. You can decide accordingly.

lol I just want service, not someone to brag about 'prowess' to; I've worked retail before and know how I should treat someone in that position

 

[John_Jacob]

lol I just want service, not someone to brag about 'prowess' to; I've worked retail before and know how I should treat someone in that position

Then being "closer/younger than them on average" should not matter right? If you think otherwise, get ready for a ride...

 

[Ωhm]

Well can't wait until I book; I assume cash only.

 

[rip_hymen]

So there is an entrance fee and a specific fee for the masseuse?

Take some time, read through some of the threads here. You'll quickly get the jist of what's going on and how to behave

 

[Ωhm]

One more question, do I have to book ahead or can I do walk ins?

 

[John_Jacob]

One more question, do I have to book ahead or can I do walk ins?

Cash only of course. I'd book ahead to make sure you get the time you want. If not, you'll (a) either miss her because she's booked all day, (b) wait a few hours for her next opening. Whoever 'she' is.

Where I go to, sometimes within 30 minutes of the schedule being posted, one or two girls are already booked at the times I want. There is a LOT of $ still floating around the economy.

 

[Ωhm]

Can't wait for my session : )

 

[yogi1]

Hahahahahaha Best post in awhile

Thanks, I LMAO, great job!!

Can't wait for my session : )

And we can't wait for your review

 

[Burldude]

For the first time?

Not familiar with Mei's Spa so others can provide better commentary

Once you show up and confirm yo have an appointment, you'll likely be taken to your room. The Front Desk girl will ask for the door fee which typically $40/half hour. Giver her $100 so
she needs to go get change. Once she leaves, get undressed really really quickly and make sure you're naked when she comes back into the room. I mean, these poor girls likely
making minimum wage just love that shit of seeing an old hairy naked guy in the buff.

Once she leaves, shower if there is one in the room. If not, just enjoy the aroma of your BO. Sit on the table with a towel wrapped around the boy.
When the MP enters, stand up like a man, 'accidentally' drop the towel, fumble while trying to put the towel back on, do a nice introduction, ask how much for what.
Where I go, it's typically $80 per half hour "tip" but Mei's could be less. If you want, just ask for the all you can eat special to see what the price is but good luck with that. But who knows?

You pay the $ upfront. Once she takes your $, do a big high five, do a jumping chest bump with her and then beat your chest while doing the cry of the bull ape and off you two go. This lets her know you like her.

The high five, chest bump, beat your chest isn't mandatory at all places so YMMV. If you're really lucky, after doing that you'll get to hear the other girls in the waiting room giggle (true story).

Keep an ear out for, "I love older men, you have your shit together, and since you're nice, you can get massaged twice. Two attendants that I know of love using that line.
If you hear that, you know you're in.

Depending on your age, the best response is, "No, I'll be lucky if I get massaged once and you're really really going to work for it". They love that. Something to look forward to

I've had a session where I didn't like it (I mean, only 1 finger in my ear AND I have to find your fake nail up there?, really? Please, just get another nail) after paying up front. My suggestion is,
if you don't like it or get limp/whatever, just walk and don't worry about it. The price of education isn't cheap and you're going to lose the confrontation.

If you finish quickly, you can choose to leave or, like I do, stay and just bug the living shit out of the MP with endless questions - I call it "conversation" - until your time is up. Ask for her real name, the car she drives and where she lives. They love that too.

Once you're both cleaned up, make sure you get some left over massage oil all in her hair. That shows you liked the session and she'll remember you for next time.

All good advise. Lol.

When I first started, I had no idea about review boards and my first MP experience was awfull.

For your first time, go for a basic massage at retreat in Burlington for 40+60. After that, you will be addicted to this hobby for life.

Mei's girl like to negotiate and may make you nerveous for your first time. It takes a little experience to navigate through these service rate options.

Just be clean and respectful and the girls will love you.

Thanks, I LMAO, great job!!

And we can't wait for your review

Yogi is asking play by play review. Be mindful that certain details are not to be discussed on here.

 

[Ωhm]

All good advise. Lol.

When I first started, I had no idea about review boards and my first MP experience was awfull.

For your first time, go for a basic massage at retreat in Burlington for 40+60. After that, you will be addicted to this hobby for life.

Mei's girl like to negotiate and may make you nerveous for your first time. It takes a little experience to navigate through these service rate options.

Just be clean and respectful and the girls will love you.
Yogi is asking play by play review. Be mindful that certain details are not to be discussed on here.

Was going to do Mei's but I don't mind going to Retreat. 40 entrance 60 tip? Oh also what are their times?

 

[John_Jacob]

All good advise. Lol.

uh… That post was ironic/sarcastic. That post is not good advice. In fact, do the opposite.

DON'T get nude for the poor front desk girl, be respectful. Don't flash the attendant before your session starts, be respectful. There is no need for chest bumping and high fives, be respectful. Don't ask them personal question and do not get oil in their hair, be respectful.

 

[acorn]

Against my better judgements I listened to these recommendations... saw Jessica at Meis for the most painful massage ever. Bs was good but my spine still hurts

 

[Lazyboy]

Against my better judgements I listened to these recommendations... saw Jessica at Meis for the most painful massage ever. Bs was good but my spine still hurts

Tell the attendant next time to ease up. Problem solved.

 

[Burldude]

Against my better judgements I listened to these recommendations... saw Jessica at Meis for the most painful massage ever. Bs was good but my spine still hurts

I never expect a professional massage from semi legit places. I always ask for a soft massage as I was too getting hurt.

 

[bazokajoe]

Against my better judgements I listened to these recommendations... saw Jessica at Meis for the most painful massage ever. Bs was good but my spine still hurts

It's gotta be hard to be good.

 

[goalie000]

It's gotta be hard to be good.

Only if they have an idea of what they are doing!

 

[John_Jacob]

Only if they have an idea of what they are doing!

The massage is entirely secondary to know what they're doing...

 

[HunkMP]

Hey Comrades

To my knowledge, I know the following AMPs provide "good" service:

1. Serene
2. Mei's spa
3. Blue Rain
4. Angel Spa
5. Limnos
6. Retreat

Anything I've missed?