Also any tips for a person going to a massage place like this for the first time?
For the first time?
Not familiar with Mei's Spa so others can provide better commentary
Once you show up and confirm yo have an appointment, you'll likely be taken to your room. The Front Desk girl will ask for the door fee which typically $40/half hour. Giver her $100 so
she needs to go get change. Once she leaves, get undressed really really quickly and make sure you're naked when she comes back into the room. I mean, these poor girls likely
making minimum wage just love that shit of seeing an old hairy naked guy in the buff.
Once she leaves, shower if there is one in the room. If not, just enjoy the aroma of your BO. Sit on the table with a towel wrapped around the boy.
When the MP enters, stand up like a man, 'accidentally' drop the towel, fumble while trying to put the towel back on, do a nice introduction, ask how much for what.
Where I go, it's typically $80 per half hour "tip" but Mei's could be less. If you want, just ask for the all you can eat special to see what the price is but good luck with that. But who knows?
You pay the $ upfront. Once she takes your $, do a big high five, do a jumping chest bump with her and then beat your chest while doing the cry of the bull ape and off you two go. This lets her know you like her.
The high five, chest bump, beat your chest isn't mandatory at all places so YMMV. If you're really lucky, after doing that you'll get to hear the other girls in the waiting room giggle (true story).
Keep an ear out for, "I love older men, you have your shit together, and since you're nice, you can get massaged twice. Two attendants that I know of love using that line.
If you hear that, you know you're in.
Depending on your age, the best response is, "No, I'll be lucky if I get massaged once and you're really really going to work for it". They love that. Something to look forward to
I've had a session where I didn't like it (I mean, only 1 finger in my ear AND I have to find your fake nail up there?, really? Please, just get another nail) after paying up front. My suggestion is,
if you don't like it or get limp/whatever, just walk and don't worry about it. The price of education isn't cheap and you're going to lose the confrontation.
If you finish quickly, you can choose to leave or, like I do, stay and just bug the living shit out of the MP with endless questions - I call it "conversation" - until your time is up. Ask for her real name, the car she drives and where she lives. They love that too.
Once you're both cleaned up, make sure you get some left over massage oil all in her hair. That shows you liked the session and she'll remember you for next time.