Belief in God
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I believe in God when I am in trouble. 
I believe in god the father aka Lemmy
The fist of god aka Chuck Norris
and the voice of god aka Morgan Freeman.
The fist of god aka Chuck Norris
and the voice of god aka Morgan Freeman.
Lemmy and god have an arm wrestling match. Who wins.
Trick question, Lemmy is god.
From the Airheads scriptures.
Religions will cease to exist in a generation or two globally. As Internet access reaches all of humanity, modern societies would learn and discard all religion. Certain things like spirituality and yoga might still exist for health and wellness reasons.
The concept of god was invented thousands of years ago so that people could explain what they didn't understand. As science progressed and continues to do so, we can almost find an explanation for everything, thus, as someone said, the concept of god will be non existent in a couple of generations.
I tried to be more like Jesus. He said love thy neighbour as thyself so I offered to give my neighbours handjobs. They rejected me so I doused them with gas and lit them on fire. Sadly they died quickly instead of being tortured forever so I guess I failed.
NotADcotor goes Rodney Dangerfield: Jesus says love thy neighbour as thou love thyself...what am I supposed to do, jerk him off too.
Jesus is the Redeemer but I've never understood The Passion. He died on the cross to protect humanity from his father's wrath. Giuseppe Verdi believed in the terrible God.
Verdi's Wrath of God.
He still wanted to give The Pope a one way ticket to Jerusalem.
Jesus is the Redeemer but I've never understood The Passion. He died on the cross to protect humanity from his father's wrath. Giuseppe Verdi believed in the terrible God.
Verdi's Wrath of God.
He still wanted to give The Pope a one way ticket to Jerusalem.
Ain’t that the truth.I believe in God when I am in trouble.
I feel it’s part science, but something had to be out there beyond all the multiverses.
