Dalai Lama tries to DFK a kid

[Indiana]

Dalai Lama Admits He Felt Left Out Being Only Leader Of Major Religion Not To Molest Someone

DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—After a controversial video surfaced showing His Holiness asking a child to “suck his tongue,” the Dalai Lama told reporters Tuesday that he previously had felt left out being the only leader of a major religion not to molest someone. “The Dalai Lama would like to apologize...

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[krealtarron]

Dalai Lama Admits He Felt Left Out Being Only Leader Of Major Religion Not To Molest Someone

DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—After a controversial video surfaced showing His Holiness asking a child to “suck his tongue,” the Dalai Lama told reporters Tuesday that he previously had felt left out being the only leader of a major religion not to molest someone. “The Dalai Lama would like to apologize...

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“The last time His Holiness hung out with everyone, Pope Francis really laid into him about not having ever diddled anyone, and repeatedly called him a ‘narc’ and a ‘needle-dicked pussy bitch.’

 

[K Douglas]

CNN had some apologist from Rolling Stone on saying the Dalai Lama was only being 'playful'

I bet if I were to go to Tibet and ask some random lady if I can suck her tongue I'd get slapped. What a horseshit excuse.