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Review: Heidi Vixxen

justplainbob

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Aug 13, 2006
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Loyal Order of Water Buffalo Lodge No. 26.

After many failed attempts to line up schedules, I finally managed to take one of my longstanding entries off my wish list.

Booking was easy at a Whitby apartment incall. Heidi greeted me at the door in a nice lingerie set and stockings, but unfortunately I barely had time to glance at her as I almost knocked her over to get to the bathroom. Note to self - drink less coffee next time.

All was forgiven after my shower, then I got to appreciate the view of her on the bed. Appearance wise, no one thing stands out, which I mean in a good way. She's a super cute girl next door with a nice body and the whole package is just well balanced.

We started with a nice enthusiastic bbbj, then to 69 and I ate that thing like it was a pudding cup and I didn't have a spoon. Then on went the dome and we started in cowgirl where she did her best to screw me into the mattress. Unfortunately for me, after a few minutes of this Bob Jr decided to stop cooperating, even with his vitamin V. I went down for another snack to see if I could revive the little guy's interest, and we were able to make a brief try in missionary, but not long enough to finish the deed.

This is 100% about me and my health issues, and nothing to do with Heidi's looks or skills. There are a few others on this board who know exactly what I'm talking about, and for all you 30 year olds out there laughing at me right now - shut up, your turn is coming.

So why do I even mention it? It was the way that Heidi responded to the situation. She showed absolutely no judgement or disappointment, and she was just as interested in getting me hard again as I was. I've been with others who just said the session was over once the hardon was.

But wait, there's more! More blowjob to be exact. Heidi has a lot of talent here, and can take me most of the way down. Although she really had to work for it, I finally accomplished my mission. And before you ask, no CIM or COF. Then cleanup, shower, and some pleasant chatting to finish up the time.

Overall, it was a true girlfriend experience. She's a good conversationalist, very chill to be with, and really put in an effort to meet my expectations.

Repeat? First chance I get. I owe that girl a rematch.

/Bob
 

justplainbob

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Loyal Order of Water Buffalo Lodge No. 26.
Happens to the best of us, no shame in it...
Oh, I'm not ashamed. Just annoyed. :)

Although, as an interesting random thought, this is a good reason to see a professional. They don't judge my performance and they'll see me again regardless.
 

Jadevixxxen

Heidi Vixen
Jun 13, 2016
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Durham Region

After many failed attempts to line up schedules, I finally managed to take one of my longstanding entries off my wish list.

Booking was easy at a Whitby apartment incall. Heidi greeted me at the door in a nice lingerie set and stockings, but unfortunately I barely had time to glance at her as I almost knocked her over to get to the bathroom. Note to self - drink less coffee next time.

All was forgiven after my shower, then I got to appreciate the view of her on the bed. Appearance wise, no one thing stands out, which I mean in a good way. She's a super cute girl next door with a nice body and the whole package is just well balanced.

We started with a nice enthusiastic bbbj, then to 69 and I ate that thing like it was a pudding cup and I didn't have a spoon. Then on went the dome and we started in cowgirl where she did her best to screw me into the mattress. Unfortunately for me, after a few minutes of this Bob Jr decided to stop cooperating, even with his vitamin V. I went down for another snack to see if I could revive the little guy's interest, and we were able to make a brief try in missionary, but not long enough to finish the deed.

This is 100% about me and my health issues, and nothing to do with Heidi's looks or skills. There are a few others on this board who know exactly what I'm talking about, and for all you 30 year olds out there laughing at me right now - shut up, your turn is coming.

So why do I even mention it? It was the way that Heidi responded to the situation. She showed absolutely no judgement or disappointment, and she was just as interested in getting me hard again as I was. I've been with others who just said the session was over once the hardon was.

But wait, there's more! More blowjob to be exact. Heidi has a lot of talent here, and can take me most of the way down. Although she really had to work for it, I finally accomplished my mission. And before you ask, no CIM or COF. Then cleanup, shower, and some pleasant chatting to finish up the time.

Overall, it was a true girlfriend experience. She's a good conversationalist, very chill to be with, and really put in an effort to meet my expectations.

Repeat? First chance I get. I owe that girl a rematch.

/Bob
Thank youuuuu for the kind review and trust me, it was nothing to even mention , we had fun!! Sometimes both heads don't agree at the same time but there's always a way and we sure had fun making it to the end game 😛 also you're freaking hilarious , haven't laughed so hard in a while! I look forward to a rematch xxx Heidi
 

IndigoKnight

Tiny Spinner Patrol
Apr 20, 2007
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Durham Region
This is 100% about me and my health issues, and nothing to do with Heidi's looks or skills. There are a few others on this board who know exactly what I'm talking about, and for all you 30 year olds out there laughing at me right now - shut up, your turn is coming.
I am one of those people that have the same "older guy" issues as you, but completely agree that Heidi's GFE skills are top notch. There are only one or two other girls that have similar GFE. skills, so Heidi, please don't change anything. :)
Then on went the dome and we started in cowgirl where she did her best to screw me into the mattress
Yup, that sounds like Heidi alright. I first saw her about 5 years ago and her freckles and attitude had me hooked. Her cowgirl is really amazing and she has so much energy.
 

Ibeefat

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2007
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After many failed attempts to line up schedules, I finally managed to take one of my longstanding entries off my wish list.

Booking was easy at a Whitby apartment incall. Heidi greeted me at the door in a nice lingerie set and stockings, but unfortunately I barely had time to glance at her as I almost knocked her over to get to the bathroom. Note to self - drink less coffee next time.

All was forgiven after my shower, then I got to appreciate the view of her on the bed. Appearance wise, no one thing stands out, which I mean in a good way. She's a super cute girl next door with a nice body and the whole package is just well balanced.

We started with a nice enthusiastic bbbj, then to 69 and I ate that thing like it was a pudding cup and I didn't have a spoon. Then on went the dome and we started in cowgirl where she did her best to screw me into the mattress. Unfortunately for me, after a few minutes of this Bob Jr decided to stop cooperating, even with his vitamin V. I went down for another snack to see if I could revive the little guy's interest, and we were able to make a brief try in missionary, but not long enough to finish the deed.

This is 100% about me and my health issues, and nothing to do with Heidi's looks or skills. There are a few others on this board who know exactly what I'm talking about, and for all you 30 year olds out there laughing at me right now - shut up, your turn is coming.

So why do I even mention it? It was the way that Heidi responded to the situation. She showed absolutely no judgement or disappointment, and she was just as interested in getting me hard again as I was. I've been with others who just said the session was over once the hardon was.

But wait, there's more! More blowjob to be exact. Heidi has a lot of talent here, and can take me most of the way down. Although she really had to work for it, I finally accomplished my mission. And before you ask, no CIM or COF. Then cleanup, shower, and some pleasant chatting to finish up the time.

Overall, it was a true girlfriend experience. She's a good conversationalist, very chill to be with, and really put in an effort to meet my expectations.

Repeat? First chance I get. I owe that girl a rematch.

/Bob

Hey Bob , thanks for the review because of here attiude and how she reponded to the whole thing she is definitely on my TDL. I`vw always found her completely sexy but was hesintant cause my lil captian runs into the same problem lol
 

justplainbob

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Aug 13, 2006
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Loyal Order of Water Buffalo Lodge No. 26.
Hey Bob , thanks for the review because of here attitude and how she responded to the whole thing she is definitely on my TDL. I`ve always found her completely sexy but was hesitant cause my lil captian runs into the same problem lol
That's why included that part in my review. I'm pretty sure y'all don't care how well my dick works, but I thought the way Heidi handled things made it worth mentioning.
 

dick.assman

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Nov 17, 2008
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I am one of those people that have the same "older guy" issues as you, but completely agree that Heidi's GFE skills are top notch. There are only one or two other girls that have similar GFE. skills, so Heidi, please don't change anything. :)

Yup, that sounds like Heidi alright. I first saw her about 5 years ago and her freckles and attitude had me hooked. Her cowgirl is really amazing and she has so much energy.
Glad to see she is back. One of my all time favs.
 
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