This is a really good report on FKK Sharks from the UK Punting site. It is honest and informative.
The reports by the Brits are good to read. The British are a lot like Canadians, but funnier. There is an excellent escort scene in the United Kingdom, just like there is in Canada, but nothing like the FKKs if that is your thing, or you want to find out if it is your thing.
Many Americans who review FKKs gush about them way too much. A GFE escort in the U.S. often now costs $10 per minute, with a 60 minute minimum, and screening that many guys just won’t do for whatever reason.
And the guy paid the new standard 100 euros for 30 minutes at Sharks for BBBJ. When Germany made BBBJ illegal for commercial sex transactions, that was translated into Romanian as Now It Costs 100 Euros for a 30 Minute Session Instead of 50 Euros if You Want Illegal BBBJ. Amazing how laws work.
A problem with ISG is that there is a contingent of retired Europeans in Germany who spend their time strategizing how to still get a 30 minute session that includes BBBJ, since apparently that is what they budgeted for their retirement life. It would seem that if you are still fit enough to have sex with two or three girls in a day, you would be fit enough to get a fucking job to cover inflation, but that doesn’t seem to occur to them.
Anyway, here is the excellent report from the UK Punting site:
”My original plan was to visit this place towards the end of March 2020 - time off work, flights and hotel were booked, but Covid19 soon put a stop to that. I'd been looking forward to this trip some time, and happily it did not disappoint.
Practicalities: Darmstadt is around 16 miles from Frankfurt airport. You could just get a cab straight from the airport at an estimated cost of 75 Euros. However, Germany has a special travel deal where you pay 9 Euros for unlimited travel on trains, buses and trams for the month of June. It doesn't apply to long-distance trains, but you don't need one of those if you're coming in to Frankfurt airport. S-Bahn to the main station in Frankfurt, then a local train to Darmstadt takes around 40 minutes of travel time, plus however long your change is. I stayed in Darmstadt - it's a reasonably pleasant small city. If you're staying in the centre then it's the number 4 bus / tram north from the town square; if you're near the station then it's a local train to Darmstadt north. It's another ten minutes on foot from there
The club: It's the biggest FKK in Germany - room for 340 punters, plus a fair number of staff to keep the place functioning. The facilities include a sauna, jacuzzis, solarium, massage centre, big TVs showing sport (they had the big game on - Andorra v Liechtenstein in the Nations League), free cold lunch (served until 3pm), free hot barbecue (served from 5pm), large garden to relax in that gets the sun. Nearly forgot - there were also around 100 naked women on the premises too. There's a big central bar, seating around the sides plus a first floor level that has bedrooms and a bit more space. I think around half of them just sit around and wait for men to approach them, whilst the less-attractive half put in more work and go looking for punters.
The women: I thought about this objectively when I was there, and I'd have happily banged around 50% of them. Of the others, there would only be a handful where I would walk away if I turned up to a punt in London and found them hiding behind the door. Most of them were in their twenties / early thirties - maybe 10 that I'd put in the MILF category. Ratio of natural tits to fake tits was 75%:25% - assuming the ratio of 20 women I spoke to was representative and their nationalities were believable, around two-thirds were from Romania or Moldova.
The punts - number one - I arrived around 2pm on Saturday - on my initial scan of the club I spotted a WG I thought a real stunner lying on a sun lounger - 5' 8", super athletic body, long hair, pretty face. After having some lunch I went over to her; although she clearly wasn't a fluent English speaker I knew I'd regret not fucking her, so went ahead with the punt. The punt turned out to be meh as I wasn't able to communicate effectively what I wanted, and being a stunner she didn't put that much effort in (certainly not compared to the other women I punted). Still, I did get my cock up a Russian worldie, so it's not all bad.
Number two - I chose a pretty petite Romanian (my preference is for tall WGs, but given the choice I decided to mix things up a bit). This was a decent punt with non-rushed OWO on her part, then some hard pounding on my part - although she really did overdo the fake sex noise.
Number three - I went for a tall WG from Moldova - effectively a less attractive version of the first WG. She took me by surprise by initiating DFK; I wasn't expecting to get that as part of the basic service. This punt took place in the garden on a bed with white curtains instead of walls (there are small cabins down one side which have aircon as an alternative). I have a very happy memory of her sitting on my face then riding me whilst I could hear people queueing up for barbecue a few metres away. Her attitude was excellent and I got a full GFE from her.
I took a lengthy break at this point - had a couple of beers, some barbecued food (not cheap at 6 and 7 euros), sat on a sun lounger and had my ego stroked by naked women walking up to me and effectively shoving their tits in my face. Eventually I felt myself responding and knew it was time for another punt.
Number four - I went for a black WG from the Gambia - not the best looking, but her body was really fine (athletic with a super-firm arse). She claimed to be 22 and couldn't be too far off that. She provided DFK, deep throat and ball-sucking, none of which I had to ask for. I rubbered up, at which point she asked me if I liked squirting. I'm not a fan and I told her so - she warned me that sometimes she just couldn't control herself and would have to squirt. I wasn't sure what to make of this, but two minutes into doggy (which was not hard pounding, and I have an average size cock) I had to get out of the way as she produced five or six large squirts. I've never experienced anything like this with any woman. The punt continued with us positioned horizontally on the bed to avoid the huge wet patch, and I finished off with a very good prone bone.
That was me done for the day, and I made my way back into Darmstadt to drink beer for several hours. This is why I can't remember the names of any of the women I punted, but I'm not sure recommendations are that helpful when there are so many WGs to choose from. Woke up on Sunday morning with a hardon, and thought 'fuck it, I'll go back for more'. Hopped on the train and got to Sharks around midday. I could see the WGs were just filtering in, so I decided to relax in the garden and watch the F1 race until there was a wider selection of women to choose from. I went for a wander around the bar...
Number five - Melanie from Romania - a very pretty WG wearing glasses; slim-bodied but with perky C-cups. She tried to upsell me a GFE for another 50 Euros - I'd have been tempted if I hadn't seen her smoking - not paying that to snog an ashtray. Regardless of that, she put the effort in with relaxed OWO (lots of licking) and rode me vigorously even though I was just lying there like a lazy bastard - it was a thoroughly enjoyable punt.
It was a hot day in Darmstadt yesterday, and I wasn't sure if I had the energy for another punt. However,
Number six - I changed my mind when I spotted Brenda, who had a frankly ridiculous body - DD cup (at least) tits on a very small frame. She also has a rather horsy face, but when confronted with tits like that who cares? I did spend most of our conversation about the punt staring at her tits, which was rather rude of me but I expect she gets that all the time. This punt took place in a room with mirrored walls and ceiling - I do like that efffect and would choose this room above all the others I used. Her OWO was good (although I had to keep telling her to carry on as I was enjoying it), and playing with her tits during sex was great fun. I did bang her in doggy holding onto her tits instead of her waist, but I expect she gets that all the time too. Did I mention she had a great pair of tits?
I contemplated another punt, but didn't think I had it in me, so retreated to the garden again until it was 4:30pm and I had to leave for the airport.
The cost: It's 100 Euro for a 30 minute session that includes OWO and protected sex (one cum policy applies, not that I can come twice in 30 minutes anyway). Stuff like CIM, COB and facials appear to be classed as extras and I was quoted 50 Euro for that (I didn't partake). All the girls charge the basic price of 100 Euro, but as I found out some will do DFK and others will regard that as an extra. I don't know what the price is for one hour - but my MO in these places is to fuck as many different women as I can, so I would always choose 30 minute sessions.
You also have to pay the club admission fee, which was 65 Euro on Saturday and 50 Euro on Sunday (cheaper if you arrive before 2pm on Sundays). In total I paid 715 Euros; it's not cheap, but it was one hell of an experience. To quote a German punter I was talking to "I love to relax in this place - nothing bad can happen".
Will I return: Having had the experience of a sunny summer weekend, I can see myself taking an annual summer punting trip to Sharks. Now I'm familiar with Darmstadt I would look to stay there and arrive on Friday evening so I'm ready for some Saturday afternoon punting.
Final thoughts: What I really like about the German punting experience is that it's stress-free. You turn up at the club, have some food, relax and get in the best frame of mind for your punts. No chance of being bait-and-switched, and walking away is so much easier when there are loads of naked women to choose from.”