On point 1. If we were to go out to say Toronto or Montreal and ask a 1000 random people to name a team in the AHL and a player you wouldn't get many replies but there would be a few at least Leaf and Habs fans who could name the local feeder club and some prospects/players sent back down as well as a few actual AHL fans.
Go to a WNBA city and do the same, The crickets would be deafening. The difference would be an order of magnitute, Deep down you know it. Nobody would ever consider a player at the AHL level [as opposed to a hot prospect] to ever be "famous" Anyone who can't accept this is just in denial of the truth. Aside from the hubbub created from an arrest she is about as much of a nobody as the two Michaels . Hell neither of them could compare even remotely to the two Ronnies due to plenty of people being over 50 and how British TV showed up on own screens back in the day.
2: If you think race and gender doesn't play heavily into everything Biden does, you are also dreaming. I don't think Biden is super woke, but just as Trump is willing to use and play up to racists, so is Biden. Remember as Richard Cheese teaches us. People = Shit and both of them are people... even Trump to the shame of decent soylent green everywhere.
Will a government try to get anyone out, sure, sadly even pure evil like Justin Beiber. That doesn't mean they should or normally would make such a lopsides deal. Canada left the two michaels to rot for quite a while instead of BOHICAing to get them back ASAP.
3: If I had a family member being held hostage, I think I'd be very nice to the person who can get him out. Biden would find out how sweet and womanly my mouth can be.