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oakvilleguy

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At a SP near me
I was at a spa and saw 2 older guys there. I’d say they were in their late 60s early 70s. Man they were a hit with the ladies who came out from the back to chat with them. They must have been regulars.
It’s not how old you are, but how young you feel.
 
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I was at a spa and saw 2 older guys there. I’d say they were in their late 60s early 70s. Man they were a hit with the ladies who came out from the back to chat with them. They must have been regulars.
It’s not how old you are, but how young you feel.
Of course they were a hit with the ladies. They just saw their cash cows walk in.
 
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op12

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You answer: you'll not be massaging my heart.
Took a dancer at Cafe Atlantis up to the VIP. She deliberately skipped over one of the booths and told me that she never goes in that particular one. 'Oh, why is that?', I asked.She told me that someone died in it during a lap dance.

Don't know if it was because the guy was really old or just in terrible shape but your heart condition is indeed involved in this activity.

Which one you wonder? The third one in as you approach from the stairs.
 
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Took a dancer at Cafe Atlantis up to the VIP. She deliberately skipped over one of the booths and told me that she never goes in that particular one. 'Oh, why is that?', I asked.She told me that someone died in it during a lap dance.

Don't know if it was because the guy was really old or just in terrible shape but your heart condition is indeed involved in this activity.

Which one you wonder? The third one in as you approach from the stairs.
I'm fine with going out with a stiffy. Frankly, I'd prefer it.
 

eddie kerr

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Wow this is got be the weird question of the week. I mean a young women of 20 massaging a 80 yr old guy. Wouldn't she be disgusted by the wrinkled skin?
Or do you ask for the oldest women there.

I guess at the same time I ask myself the question at what age does an old person stop wearing Jeans Pants?
Luckily, as you know, the lights are always low. I am not trying to boast or show off, however, I do happen to look younger than my age which is a genetic thing . My father looked younger than his age and my brother, 6 years younger than I am is also. Even my female doctor told me I looked younger, as she stuck her finger up my ass for prostate exam. LOL. OH I also still wear jeans.
 
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xmontrealer

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Luckily, as you know, the lights are always low. I am not trying to boast or show off, however, I do happen to look younger than my age which is a genetic thing . My father looked younger than his age and my brother, 6 years younger than I am is also. Even my female doctor told me I looked younger, as she stuck her finger up my ass for prostate exam. LOL. OH I also still wear jeans.
Me too. Except unfortunately my doctor is a male...
 

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When my duck doesn’t work, touching a women doesn’t work .. but if touching weird furry animals costumes work then it’s never too old
 

kyleb899

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I was at a spa and saw 2 older guys there. I’d say they were in their late 60s early 70s. Man they were a hit with the ladies who came out from the back to chat with them. They must have been regulars.
It’s not how old you are, but how young you feel.
Lol they must have big dicks, lucky them to have young women to play with them lol
 
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