Songs that make you want to f#ck

ogibowt

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Many many years ago, when in my teens, I worked at a gas station. This tune comes on the radio and my fellow employee, who was about 25 years older than myself... went to me and said, Holy shit I just figured what this song is about! Anytime I have the misfortune of hearing this tune, I do get a kick out of the moment when he had the epiphany about the songs title and meaning


one of the most unintentual terrible songs in Pop history
 
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massman

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😂😂😂😂 Next time I book a session, I’m putting this on. Guaranteed to go on an islands trip, no upcharge 😂😂😂

Seriously tho, Vaseline? Surely they know that hi quality silicone lube is far superior. (But guess it doesn’t rhyme with “scene”… 🤷‍♂️)
 

KDK13

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Before sex we stand at attention in towels and play the national anthem....then at "...fooooorrrrr theeeeeeee...." we drop the towels and go at it.

A major athletic event seems empty without it.


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LickingG2

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This was on my playlist when when I used to Montreal and "entertain".
 
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