Would you rather find your true love ? or find a suitcase with 5 million in it?

[danmand]

Love comes and goes. $5M will get you 60 kg of gold, which is forever.

 

[superstar_88]

wtf is true love?

 

[|2 /-\ | /|/]

you don’t find love it finds you when you are ready

 

[Eagleeyes]

Take the cash fo sure! Less stress means longer life.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

It is hard to have true love without stability. Five million is a lot of stability.

 

[KittyCaterina]

Five million.

 

[y2kmark]

Not if you've got a face like mine!

Take heart - the authorities say you are allowed to keep wearing a mask just as long as you want...

 

[Jenesis]

I’ll take the money. And I won’t even try for temporary love. No dating, hell - I would give up sex too. I can masturbate. I don’t need to have a man in my life to make me feel “complete”. Too independent and honestly, Too banged up from my last very abusive relationship, I don’t trust getting into another one anyway.

 

[Toke]

Already won and lost my true love. Money please.

This.

 

[Insidious Von]

Love doesn't last, 5 million.

 

[jeff2]

All love is voided due to farting.

 

[ExpCharlee]

I already have true love so I'll take the 5 million

 

[Insidious Von]

All love is voided due to farting.

Couldn't agree more!

 

[rhuarc29]

I don't have $5M, but there's nothing I truly want that is outside my current means.
If by true love you mean the person most compatible to me on the entire planet, I'd take that over $5M any day.