Jenna Jameson review

[Brill]

I’ve owned my Jenna Jameson Pocket Pussy for 2 months now, it was an early Christmas present to myself.
It’s supposedly molded from Jenna’s pussy and feels like it could be true!
It’s already showing signs of tearing at the opening but feels even better now that it’s broken in.
I use a few drops of canola oil for lubricant and wash it after every use with soap and warm water.
My only complaint is minor, the sucking sound is a bit loud.
I’d highly recommend it.
It was about $35 at a local sex shop, the clerk was nice but I was too embarrassed to chat with her.

9.5/10

 

[Brill]

Something I think about though, I have no plans for it in case I suddenly die. I don’t want family and friends at my funeral to snicker about its discovery on my nightstand.

 

[Elzora]

I appreciate this review... outside of the outstanding visual, I hope to assure you taking a pro sexuality standpoint might relieve you of preconceived notions that ensure shame and embarrassment.

I do not know too much about male toys, but oil of any type is known to break down/damage certain plastics/rubbers/latex/silicone etc and might explain the rip. However if this works for you... then perfect.

 

[Elzora]

...unless of course you are so well endowed, you ravaged and destroyed your toy almost to non use ha ha ha

The real thing is much more durable. But... Miss Jameson is quite the sight none the less.

 

[Brill]

...unless of course you are so well endowed, you ravaged and destroyed your toy almost to non use ha ha ha

The real thing is much more durable. But... Miss Jameson is quite the sight none the less.

The real thing is self healing but very expensive. Probably expects foreplay too.
I think you’re right about Canola oil not being the best idea.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Something I think about though, I have no plans for it in case I suddenly die. I don’t want family and friends at my funeral to snicker about its discovery on my nightstand.

Better to be found on your nightstand than on you.

 

[fall]

When it gets really "broken in", I suggest you buy another one and you will have a mother-daughter threesome.

 

[Male4Strapon]

Something I think about though, I have no plans for it in case I suddenly die. I don’t want family and friends at my funeral to snicker about its discovery on my nightstand.

if you can, hide it somewhere no one would ever think to check. If you’re in a house there should be a spot in an unfinished part of your basement. Trickier if you’re in an apartment.

 

[xmontrealer]

In Spring 2020, when things first locked down, I decided to try a Fleshlight. I even bought the optional Fleshlight warmer, cuz let's face it, who likes a cold pussy?

I used the dedicated water based lube that came as part of the STU Fleshlight starter package, warmed up the toy, put some porn on the big screen TV, and settled in for what I thought would be a good self-pleasuring experience.

Meh! The toy felt ok but wasn't even close to the real thing. The warming effect wore off after about 10 seconds, so it was back to room temperature and no longer felt particularly good. Needless to say no orgasm ensued.

Whatever pleasure I did feel wasn't worth the effort involved in properly cleaning the toy after.

Anyone wanna buy a slightly used Fleshlight, lube, corn starch, and warmer as a package deal, cheap?

 

[Brill]

if you can, hide it somewhere no one would ever think to check. If you’re in a house there should be a spot in an unfinished part of your basement. Trickier if you’re in an apartment.

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[Goodoer]

I've never used a sex toy nor had a chick that would come near one... I'd love to FF/throat a lady in a shower while she's fucking herself with a dildo stuck to the wall.

If I was a chick, I'd never leave the house...

 

[eddie kerr]

In Spring 2020, when things first locked down, I decided to try a Fleshlight. I even bought the optional Fleshlight warmer, cuz let's face it, who likes a cold pussy?

I used the dedicated water based lube that came as part of the STU Fleshlight starter package, warmed up the toy, put some porn on the big screen TV, and settled in for what I thought would be a good self-pleasuring experience.

Meh! The toy felt ok but wasn't even close to the real thing. The warming effect wore off after about 10 seconds, so it was back to room temperature and no longer felt particularly good. Needless to say no orgasm ensued.

Whatever pleasure I did feel wasn't worth the effort involved in properly cleaning the toy after.

Anyone wanna buy a slightly used Fleshlight, lube, corn starch, and warmer as a package deal, cheap?

LOL.

 

[KittyCaterina]

I've never used a sex toy nor had a chick that would come near one... I'd love to FF/throat a lady in a shower while she's fucking herself with a dildo stuck to the wall.

If I was a chick, I'd never leave the house...

Good idea!

Def gonna try that.

(The shower idea, not the never leaving the house thing)

 

[xmontrealer]

I've never used a sex toy nor had a chick that would come near one... I'd love to FF/throat a lady in a shower while she's fucking herself with a dildo stuck to the wall.

If I was a chick, I'd never leave the house...

I believe Jade ex-HPL, ex-TDL was famous for that...

 

[Elzora]

In Spring 2020, when things first locked down, I decided to try a Fleshlight. I even bought the optional Fleshlight warmer, cuz let's face it, who likes a cold pussy?

I used the dedicated water based lube that came as part of the STU Fleshlight starter package, warmed up the toy, put some porn on the big screen TV, and settled in for what I thought would be a good self-pleasuring experience.

Meh! The toy felt ok but wasn't even close to the real thing. The warming effect wore off after about 10 seconds, so it was back to room temperature and no longer felt particularly good. Needless to say no orgasm ensued.

Whatever pleasure I did feel wasn't worth the effort involved in properly cleaning the toy after.

Anyone wanna buy a slightly used Fleshlight, lube, corn starch, and warmer as a package deal, cheap?

 

[Goodoer]

I believe Jade ex-HPL, ex-TDL was famous for that...

For realzies? The shower thing or that she stayed home to dildo the living shit out of herself? I would, if I were her. Never saw her, but I always thought she was pretty.

 

[xmontrealer]

For realzies? The shower thing or that she stayed home to dildo the living shit out of herself? I would, if I were her. Never saw her, but I always thought she was pretty.

Dunno if it was a shower or just a room wall, but a couple of reviewers said she would stick the dildo onto the wall and back into it to fuck herself with it while giving the client one of her patented killer bbbj's...

 

[Darts]

If the OP ever gets tire of Jenna, there always Kaley Cuoco.

 

[massman]

In Spring 2020, when things first locked down, I decided to try a Fleshlight. I even bought the optional Fleshlight warmer, cuz let's face it, who likes a cold pussy?

I used the dedicated water based lube that came as part of the STU Fleshlight starter package, warmed up the toy, put some porn on the big screen TV, and settled in for what I thought would be a good self-pleasuring experience.

Meh! The toy felt ok but wasn't even close to the real thing. The warming effect wore off after about 10 seconds, so it was back to room temperature and no longer felt particularly good. Needless to say no orgasm ensued.

Whatever pleasure I did feel wasn't worth the effort involved in properly cleaning the toy after.

Anyone wanna buy a slightly used Fleshlight, lube, corn starch, and warmer as a package deal, cheap?

I have a love / hate relationship with the fleshlight. It’s a great toy to use hands free, ie stick it between a couple pillows and go to town. I have incredible orgasms. But it’s one rare thing that can interfere with me staying hard (the other rare thing is being rushed). But if I can get going, it’s an amazing toy that kicks masturbation up a notch.

On a related note, we really should have a sex toy review forum, tho the ladies might object to the competition!

 

[xmontrealer]

When I visit Aren't We Naughty to check out what new toys might be fun for play with the ladies, I note that there are walls and counters full of all sorts of various types of toys for females.

Then there's a small section with stuff for guys, most of which are artificial vaginas, the "butt in a box", a few sex dolls, but mostly devices that promise to make your dick bigger, cock rings to help you stay hard, and some toys if you like stuff up your own butt. Imho the ladies don't have to worry about competition from the toys for men, cuz those toys don't even come close to the real thing...