NASA turns to religious scholars to prepare humanity for alien contact

[Charlemagne]

NASA turns to religious scholars to prepare humanity for alien contact

A priest, a rabbi and an imam are among theologians hired by NASA to examine how the world would react if life beyond earth was found on other planets.

www.trtworld.com

 

[mandrill]

Well it would render the major world religions even more irrelevant and obsolete than they already are.

But what we really need to know is whether the aliens are edible or not and how they should be cooked!

 

[danmand]

Well it would render the major world religions even more irrelevant and obsolete than they already are.

But what we really need to know is whether the aliens are edible or not and how they should be cooked!

I am convinced the aliens will exterminate us as we exterminate cockroaches. When they see what we do to other species, we are toast.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Humanity, from God's perspective:

If I had an ant farm, it would matter, if some fungus killed all of them.

I wouldn't care about each ant, or about how many ants were in the farm, or which ants were in there. I'd only care that there are some ants, and enough of them that the ant farm would be interesting to look at, when I'm baked.

 

[oil&gas]

The Christian theologian who really knows the science
would say NASA may as well use the JW telescope to
search for signs of the imminent return of Jesus from heaven.
NASA would stand a better chance to locate planet
nine and to verify existence of the Oort Cloud in the
solar system than finding little green men walking
on the surface of some exoplanet tens of hundreds
of light years away.

 

[unassuming]

 

[LickingG2]

Clearly their budget is too big.

 

[onomatopoeia]

A Deep Thought, by Jack Handey:

 

[Insidious Von]

Never expect it?

Have you forgotten the lesson from Star Trek:TNG (Justice) when silly Wesley Crusher knocks over a potted plant. And what are three holy men going to do against Black Superman.

 

[poker]

Humanity, from God's perspective:

If I had an ant farm, it would matter, if some fungus killed all of them.

I wouldn't care about each ant, or about how many ants were in the farm, or which ants were in there. I'd only care that there are some ants, and enough of them that the ant farm would be interesting to look at, when I'm baked.

What kind of shitty ant deity are you... You have several hundred ants praying to you... hoping to get some sugar sprinkled around, and you're even healing them of the great fungus. W.t.f.

I am starting a new ant religion and getting them to pray to your neighbor! Boom!

 

[IM469]

" Pope Francis, after all, has said that if an alien shows up at the Vatican demanding to be baptised, he would be willing to do so. "

What a load of shit ! They wouldn't baptize a homosexual (human) but they would a blob from space ? Easy to say when you know it won't happen. Maybe if the aliens all looked like 6 year old choir boys they would bring them into the church but you know an intergalactic war will break out when the peace emissaries are fucked in the ass.

Most likely any life form NASA finds now will look like a puddle of slime. If they bring alien life back to earth, there is an excellent chance that we would die from a foreign plague that our bodies can't handle.

 

[HEYHEY]

I know which religion would behead the aliens or stone them to death immediately

 

[Indiana]

God created aliens too.