Woman banned from zoo for claiming to have "love affaire" with ape

[mandrill]

Woman Claims She's Having Affair With Chimp, Zoo Bans Her From Visits

A woman recently claims that she's having an affair with a chimp at the zoo, so, to protect the animal, the establishment banned her from visiting

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Woman Banned From Zoo After 4-Year 'Affair' With Chimpanzee

A woman was reportedly banned from a zoo in Belgium because her relationship with a chimpanzee was getting a little too familiar. Adie Timmermans thought she was in love with Chita, a 38-year-old chimpanzee at the Antwerp Zoo, after visiting the primate regularly for the past four years. She...

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[Spunky1]

Sounds like she’s bananas !

 

[mandrill]

Sounds like she’s bananas !

She just needed to feel ape-preciated! That's all!

 

[Robert Mugabe]

She claims her their bond is stronger than Gorilla Goo.

 

[Mr Deeds]

Ive known a few women who've dated apes. Never worked out for them though the apes found true love elsewhere

 

[Leimonis]

had it been a guy he'd be fucked

 

[NotADcotor]

Every SP I've seen and Stripper I've had has been a fellow Ape. Granted Soylent Green Ape not Chimp but still, Ape.

Humans and other Great Apes

Humans are classified in the sub-group of primates known as the Great Apes.

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[mandrill]

had it been a guy he'd be fucked

Maybe she got in the cage and did it with the chimp. The article was vague on just how far they went. Maybe that was the final straw for the zoo authorities and they immediately banned her out of moral distaste combined with sheer awe at the audacity of their inter-species coupling. Belgium is a devout Catholic country after all.

I mean, what was the attraction for the chimp if he didn't get sex?.... No cooked meals. (Just the same raw, crap fruit the other chimps received). He couldn't go out on dates and show her off because he lives in a cage.

And I was about to add: The chimp didn't even get his laundry washed and ironed. But of course, the motherfucker is buck-naked all the time anyway. So that's not even relevant.

 

[y2kmark]

Maybe she got in the cage and did it with the chimp. The article was vague on just how far they went. Maybe that was the final straw for the zoo authorities and they immediately banned her out of moral distaste combined with sheer awe at the audacity of their inter-species coupling. Belgium is a devout Catholic country after all.

I mean, what was the attraction for the chimp if he didn't get sex?.... No cooked meals. (Just the same raw, crap fruit the other chimps received). He couldn't go out on dates and show her off because he lives in a cage.

And I was about to add: The chimp didn't even get his laundry washed and ironed. But of course, the motherfucker is buck-naked all the time anyway. So that's not even relevant.

Is there going to be a confuence between Incels and the animal rightsers?...