Greatest Hockey Player Of All Time

[unassuming]

The GOAT is Vladimir Putin!

He skates so fast, he makes everyone look like they are standing still!

 

[northofsixty]

For sure his lifetime goals per game average far exceeds Ovechkin or Matthews.

His amazing skating skills and unmatched awareness of the ice are on full display in this clip

 

[bullitt]

BILL NYLANDER.... hands down.

 

[Robert 21]

My brain thinks Wayne Gretzky

The Great One | Gretzky.com

www.gretzky.com

My heart says Bobby Orr

BobbyOrr.com - The Official Site of Bobby Orr

The official Bobby Orr site offering pictures, autographs, biography, statistics, and information.

www.bobbyorr.com

***NHL STANLEY CUP MAGIC NUMBER IS 16***

 

[Boss Nass]

Bobby Orr was the best I ever saw. I was a little too young to remember the Rocket, and the first half of Howe's career. But Orr came into the league and just wowed everyone.

 

[unassuming]

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My brain thinks Wayne Gretzky

The Great One | Gretzky.com

www.gretzky.com

My heart says Bobby Orr

BobbyOrr.com - The Official Site of Bobby Orr

The official Bobby Orr site offering pictures, autographs, biography, statistics, and information.

www.bobbyorr.com

***NHL STANLEY CUP MAGIC NUMBER IS 16***

Bobby Orr was the best I ever saw. I was a little too young to remember the Rocket, and the first half of Howe's career. But Orr came into the league and just wowed everyone.

You guys do know this is a joke thread right?

 

[northofsixty]

You guys do know this is a joke thread right?

Lol - apparently they did not realize that.

As Boney M sang "Ra Ra Putin Russia's greatest goal scoring machine"

 

[Male4Strapon]

The GOAT is Vladimir Putin!

Reminds me of the greatest golfer ever.......

"38-under-par 34 reportedly fired by the late North Korean despot Kim Jong Il, a man known to his people as Dear Leader and to you and me as Dear Top-the-Leader Board. According to official North Korean state accounts, Kim’s round, the first he’d ever played, was highlighted by five aces."

 

[Insidious Von]

I thought Sheldon Kannegiesser was the greatest hockey player.

As for golfer.

 

[Sonic Temple]

Its a 3-way tie....

 

[Boss Nass]

[You guys do know this is a joke thread right?

Yes, but it went sideways quickly.

 

[redshank]

Putin may be a great hockey player but the greatest competitor of any political leader has to be the Democratic People's Republic of Korea’s late great Kim Jong Il. His talent/skill at golf is unmatched

Behind Kim Jong Il's Famous Round of Golf

GOLF contributor Josh Sens digs into the real story behind Kim Jong Il's famous round of golf where he made five holes in one.

golf.com

 

[maurice93]

Probably Dave Farrish

 

[Insidious Von]

This never gets old.

Hard to believe that the film was written by a woman Nancy Dowd, who would go on to write Coming Home and Ordinary People after this classic.

 

[Fun For All]

[You guys do know this is a joke thread right?

Really? You mean Putin didn't score 8 goals in a game? Thanks for the tip...

 

[NotADcotor]

The best players of the Canada USSR 70's games vs Mike Ditka without da Bears
Mike Ditka 34, World team -3.
But Ditka is breathing heavy.

 

[Darts]

Putin kills his opponents, literally.

 

[Fun For All]

This never gets old.

Hard to believe that the film was written by a woman Nancy Dowd, who would go on to write Coming Home and Ordinary People after this classic.

And to make the Nancy Dowd part more bizarre...she wrote Slap Shot after hearing the stories from her brother who played minor league hockey...her brother was Ned Dowd who played Olgie Olgathorpe in the movie.

 

[Robert 21]

You guys do know this is a joke thread right?

“A joke” …. Hockey, a joke….Howe (Gordie) dare you


***DO YOU FIND ME FUNNY, DO I MAKE YOU LAUGH***

 

[bullitt]

This never gets old.

Hard to believe that the film was written by a woman Nancy Dowd, who would go on to write Coming Home and Ordinary People after this classic.

and her brother played oglethorpe in 'slapshot'.