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Serious Question: Can you get the virus from a fart ?

IM469

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If the virus is in your body, then what's the difference between breath and fart.

It's holes passing air.
Still some unknowns - is the hole passing gas wearing a mask (underwear) ?

I'm not a doctor but I'm guessing that after inhaling a fart, the dizziness, watering eyes, gasping for air and loosing your sense of smell might have more to do the fuel behind the fart (hot peppers, chili, etc) than that of COVID. The air from your infected lungs has the virus but not your asshole. Interesting point - what about the possibility of aids, gonorrhoea or syphilis from a fart ? Where are the studies ?
 

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I don't like hijacking a thread but is it possible to catch covid from underarm odour or from a queef? It's a serious question.
 
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y2kmark

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The difference is that the covid virus is closely connected to infected people's breath via their lungs. That is not the case with farts. So farts are far less likely to carry the virus or as much virus.

Secondly, the lungs are constantly working to take in and exhale air, unlike the bum with farts. So farts, even if they ever contain any live virus, are much less likely to be a source of infection.

Thirdly, farts tend to blow at a lower level than breath, since their source is lower on the human body than the lungs. So they are less likely to be a source of infection since that occurs at a higher level, namely people's faces.

Fourthly, if you are practicing safety measures such as social distancing, mask wearing etc, then you have a high degree of protection from air borne virus no matter what its source, whether via the lungs or farts, etc.
So it' very unlikely. Some were saying the same thing about pandemic risk in general, back when cases were in the tens, then hundreds...
 

kherg007

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You can get a laugh from a fart. That's been proven.
 

seagerbuzz

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Actually, it was your mother inviting me to her basement but I passed! Too old and anyone that created you is definitely a no-go in normal folks' books.
Ya like you would turn down any female who'd give you the time of day. Then again you're scared of a virus with a 99% survival rate. I can't imagine how terrifying a vagina would be for you.
 

squeezer

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Ya like you would turn down any female who'd give you the time of day. Then again you're scared of a virus with a 99% survival rate. I can't imagine how terrifying a vagina would be for you.
HAHAHAHA, I actually have many women friends, do you have any friends besides antimasker knuckleheads? Hey, how's the tanning going on Veranda Beach??
 

seagerbuzz

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HAHAHAHA, I actually have many women friends, do you have any friends besides antimasker knuckleheads? Hey, how's the tanning going on Veranda Beach??
OH great. You're in the friend zone. Way to go. I'm sure all of your women friends will ditch you once they see you without the mask.
 

squeezer

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OH great. You're in the friend zone. Way to go. I'm sure all of your women friends will ditch you once they see you without the mask.
That's a good comeback!

So how's Veranda Beach? It really hasn't been sunny so not sure how you're doing on the tan. OH and btw, are you listening to Dougy and the police and bylaw powers being given? Enjoy the further and heavier-handed restrictions, I'm sure you played a part in bringing them in.
 

seagerbuzz

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That's a good comeback!

So how's Veranda Beach? It really hasn't been sunny so not sure how you're doing on the tan. OH and btw, are you listening to Dougy and the police and bylaw powers being given? Enjoy the further and heavier-handed restrictions, I'm sure you played a part in bringing them in.
Uniformed as usual. All local police forces have already told the province they won't be enforcing these new restrictions.
 

squeezer

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Uniformed as usual. All local police forces have already told the province they won't be enforcing these new restrictions.
If you read some of my other posts you would realize I knew this before the police said anything at all but hey whatever helps you Tee!

How's the tan coming along in the basement with the floodlights?
 

lenny2

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"Can you get the virus from a fart ?"

Is the fart coming from a human or an animal or a human-animal hybrid clone?

Do dogs get covid and fart?

Should we be practicing social distancing, wearing panties and holding in our farts?

These are excellent questions that deserve careful consideration by health authorities everywhere.
 

y2kmark

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Pretty sure dogs don't get covid, but they sure as hell can fart....
 

lomotil

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Pretty sure dogs don't get covid, but they sure as hell can fart....
Dogs can and do get Covid-19 from humans as do other animals . Human to human transmission is why we have this pandemic but human to animal is happening. Then there is the possibility of animal to animal, and if the animals are wild, unknown mutations will occur in the wild which might get back to humans again!

Covid-19 is found in feces and in theory in a fart although the methane gas in the flatulence may deactivate the virus to some extent. No two farts are created equal. I heard a milf let one go in the line at the post office at Shoppers recently.
 
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