DDBDEA - Kimmi McNasty

DirtyDanBrown

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Communication

Not bad, sometimes she was a little slow to reply but it didn't take much effort to get things scheduled. When I arrived she kept me waiting about 15 minutes without responding which is annoying but life goes on.

Initial impression:

I walk up to the motel and I see the open door with a gorgeous large breasted maiden with caramel skin and I immediately fall in love as she looks like a fucking model. As I prance towards her swiftly she addresses me with "da fuk you want?" And I immediately realize I'm at the wrong fucking room! I turn tail and die with embarrassment and I scramble on my phone for the real room number. They don't call me DDB because I'm not completely retarded.

Ok so I get to her room and she looks just like her pics, maybe better. Dark skin, big boobs, huge ass and wearing a really funky strappy outfit. A little intimidating but she appears nice. I handed her the bills and she asks me what I want. Like barny the fucking beagle I stare at her poker faced and just say show me what ya got.

The main course:

She obviously wanted me to give her direction, but I like someone to wow me the first time without having to get on ask with puppy dog eyes.

I said do what most others ask for, and she said he specialty is face sitting. Immediate she lays me down and sits directly on my face. At this point I don't know if I'm eating out her ass or her snatch but fuck it I don't care I'm tongue deep and I'm loving it. They don't call me DDB because I can taste the difference between and arsehole and a vagina...and in this case I couldn't...which is really a statement about how truly clean she was! Anyway, I have to peel her cheek off my face every so often to grab a couple gasps to avoid dieing from suffocation, but strangely I'm kinda digging it.

While I'm holding on for dear life she starts sucking my horn and man oh man I'm not complaining. This goes on for what feels like an eternity but was probably about 6 minutes....but they don't call me DDB because I have a good concept of time.

Eventually things turn a little more vanilla and I hit it doggy, which is an awesome site. I don't wanna expose myself as the sick fuck I am but a big black ass is pretty much the pinnacle of doggy. We swap to mish and them I'm just a fucking two pump chump. She immediately reacts in a "are you fucking serious" tone and I'm looking back like baby Yoda holding a full condom. "Ugh sorry"...she then asks if I wanna go again...Lady, they don't call me DDB because I have that kinda stamina... I'm tapping out.

She never even got the chance to remove her top lol...or maybe she wasn't going to. I dunno but I'm disappointed I may have to die having never seen those big brown milkers.

Conclusion

After I tapped out we chatted quite a bit and she's actually really nice and friendly. She provides a quality service and a fair price and although he add and her demeanor come off a little intense she's a super sweet person.

Two thumbs up for DDB, will repeat.
 

Edge_

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You sir.... are a LEGEND in the making. Fanfuckingtastic review!!!!

P.S. I'm still recovering from your comedic writing skills! "They don't call me DDB because...."
And you NEVER saw her big brown melons! TOO FUCKING MUCH!!!! 😂
 
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Sonic Temple

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They don't call me DDB because I'm not completely retarded.
They don't call me DDB because I can taste the difference between and arsehole and a vagina...and in this case I couldn't.
but they don't call me DDB because I have a good concept of time.
they don't call me DDB because I have that kinda stamina... I'm tapping out.
I'm still laughing hard at your other reviews and now this....fck mat - you are brilliant. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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