Wow - how TRUE ! (thedude35).
I recently saw her as well, and your post made me laugh - as it is just like you described.
https://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beauty/ottawa/massage/1469145132
She gave a decent massage, and was very friendly as well.
Because no mention of a happy ending was in her ad, I did not push it - but yeah - just like you described:
....after the flip - obviously I was aroused - but she massaged everywhere (except) that area, and "quite surprisingly" managed to not even "graze" me or even cause any wind turbulence in that "area".
All the while I am thinking .... "please, please touch it so we can do something" - but it never happened.
It makes you wonder, though - what is going through her mind also, when a guy is naked on the table, with a raging hard-on - yet the obvious nature of it all gets totally ignored.
I left her place with some serious blue balls - and ended up spending even more money to afterward to take care of it, lol.
I think I'm going to have to start taking things into my own "hand" before going for a massage - just to make sure the pressure valve gets some relief beforehand.