how do you combat smell "differently" to your significant other after seeing SP?

[coolmanfever]

hello all!
Sometimes I notice that I smell different after showering before starting of session because the shower gel and shampoo available at the incall have strong scented smell. Also, few sp's I encounter like to wear strong perfume to makeup with strong scent smell. They all smell good and make the session more enjoyable. But I always afraid I would carry such smell back home to my wife and cause some suspicions. How do you combat smell "differently" to your significant other after seeing SP? Any tips? Thanks all!

 

[canada-man]

I currently don't have a significant other

 

[Mr Bret]

Bring your own soap with you so you smell like you normally would.

When gyms are open, go to the gym after or at least say you went to the gym.

Stop for gas and spill a bit on your hand. That covers almost all smells and gives you a great excuse to hop in the shower as soon as you get home.

 

[Tomoreno]

Dirty smelly clothes that you can change into would help cover a scent. If you want to take it a step further, put dirty socks into your pockets. You'll smell like a bum but better safe than sorry.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Bring your own soap with you so you smell like you normally would.

When gyms are open, go to the gym after or at least say you went to the gym.

Stop for gas and spill a bit on your hand. That covers almost all smells and gives you a great excuse to hop in the shower as soon as you get home.

Or to play safe. Douse yourself in gasoline and set yourself on fire. That should shut her up.

 

[kherg007]

1. I've coached a few newbies that lipstick, perfume, and ESPECIALLY glitter are all dangerous to some of her clients. Thus suggest this to lady and to agency. I'm ok but once noticed a light brown smear down my chest from the ebony lady...it needed a good scrubbing. I just laughed.
2. Bring your own soap or body wash that is the same you use at home.
3. Failing that, go eat something good and garlicky or curried and eat it sloppy so it gets a bit permeated on your face and touch a bit on your neck. If noted apologise for the gyro or Jamaican patty saying you had it for snack/lunch etc.
4. The petrol is a good trick, but use sparingly, as that seems unusual enough that if you're spilling petrol every week...well, you get it.
5. The gym thing is good. Make sure you really go at least 80% of the time.
6. During a solid scotch night telling warries a mate confessed a time when he got a hickey near his collarbone whilst doing mish on a lady he met on a business trip. He noticed it and panicked that it would not heal before going home. Then got the bright idea to grab a cricket bat at a sporting shop and whack himself a few time in that area when no one was watching. It created enough of a bruise to sort of hide that hickey bruise amongst the larger bruise lol. Then he told his Mrs that a suitcase fell on him from the airplane overhead rack. Lol.

 

[uchual]

Hand sanitizer. Or anything with disinfectant alcohol, for that matter. It neutralises most scents.

 

[Mr Bret]

6. During a solid scotch night telling warries a mate confessed a time when he got a hickey near his collarbone whilst doing mish on a lady he met on a business trip. He noticed it and panicked that it would not heal before going home. Then got the bright idea to grab a cricket bat at a sporting shop and whack himself a few time in that area when no one was watching. It created enough of a bruise to sort of hide that hickey bruise amongst the larger bruise lol. Then he told his Mrs that a suitcase fell on him from the airplane overhead rack. Lol.

 

[malata]

go to the eaton centre squirt away with them free samples of cologne

 

[Uncharted]

Always leave a bucket full of dirty rain water by the side of the house.
When you get home, poor the bucket all over you.
Walk inside and tell her that you got drenched by a car driving through a puddle.

Not only will that cover smells and appearance for both you and your clothes, plus the excuse to take a shower, but she'll not want to come anywhere near you, thus stopping her being able to detect anything else.

 

[Carcosa]

Just man up and tell her that her pussies trash and that this is what success smells like

 

[Perry Mason]

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!

Perry

 

[yomero5]

OTW home, wind down the windows and drive fast!

 

[lomotil]

Don’t cheat in the first place but if you do, do it right! Women are very clever, hard to fool them and guys shouldn’t think that if your lady remains silent that they don’t know that your a stray cat. Some of the best pussy that I have had was women seeking revenge. Fragrances are a leading indicator but only the tip of the iceberg

 

[bluebro69]

My wife has never seemed to notice but she doesn't usually get too close to me. Hence the problem.

 

[james t kirk]

I remember there was a poster on here not too long ago who posted about his dog ramming its nose right into his crotch when he got home whenever he had been out and about scratching an itch. Despite even all the scrubbing in the shower, the dog just knew what he had been up to.

That would make a great scene in a movie.

 

[Akila Besos]

Honestly bringing your own products is the way to go
When i was working I had to use my own products because the hotel smelling stuff would have made my family uncomfortable with what I was doing

I do agree bringing a sweaty towel to your sessions with an SP is a smart move

Another thing is maybe seeing if the SP can avoid using anything strong before the session ^-^

 

[The Oracle]

Bring your own soap with you so you smell like you normally would.

When gyms are open, go to the gym after or at least say you went to the gym.

Stop for gas and spill a bit on your hand. That covers almost all smells and gives you a great excuse to hop in the shower as soon as you get home.

LOL......I see you've spent a lot of time thinking this out.

 

[Mr Bret]

LOL......I see you've spent a lot of time thinking this out.

Not really.
Just things I've done in the past to stay out of trouble.

A few years ago, there was a place I went to often, very often, like 2-4 times a week.
I kept a toiletries bag there with all my own products so I could always leave there smelling like my own soap, etc.

 

[coolmanfever]

LOL......I see you've spent a lot of time thinking this out.

good idea.

I think I will start using old spice body shower and carry old spice soap and deodorant

I like the idea going to gym. I used to do that. But sometimes going to gym afterward does not coincidence with appoitnement time with Sp session. I usually go see Sp on the way to work or after work.

I drive a eletric car, so all gasoline solution does not work