Toronto has no leadership...toilet paper is the proof

John Henry

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Costco was limiting one per customer from what I heard.

Three max for no frills as well I heard.

I already had a full in opened Costco size supply. We are not even half a second one. Have an just freshly opened Costco size paper towel.

I looked at what I could stockpile for this and found I already have enough for a month for 3 people at least. Being a homeless pregnant teen when I was younger, has made me always stockpile. I shop a month in advance all the time.
I'm the same way . I always stock up and buy when there are good specials to be had . I hardly run out of anything .
 

shack

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james t kirk

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Buy and install a bidet.
I already have 2 in my place. Best thing ever.

I could care less if I have toilet paper or not.

Even if you don't have a bidet, just jump in the shower if need be.

(All this assuming that we continue to have electric power and public water. Heaven help us all if that goes out.)
 

james t kirk

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As far as it goes, I'd be more worried about no food. If you don't have any food, youre not going to need fucking toilet paper anyway.
 

New World

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I went to my local Loblaws last night to pick up literally qty 1 whole chicken, a coupe Steaks from the butcher shop, mandarins and some green beans. The checkout lines were 10 deep. The best part of my visit was the butcher shop attendant telling me "everyone has paranoia for over buying and There is no food or toilet paper shortage". Loblaws is loving the extra revenue!!!!

Congratulations to the media for activating the panic shoppers... Doug Ford needs get off his fat ass and fix this nonsense.
 

glamphotographer

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Don't be surprised if there is a lockdown and quarantine and civil unrest to ensue. My cousin is in the Canadian Military and they have a plan in place such an occasion arises. Martial Law.
 

anotherwebguy

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Saw a doctor interviewed on the news the other night being interviewed, he was totally baffled as to why people were panic buying toilet paper since this flu does not cause diarrhea.

I guess people should actually be stocking up on kleenex boxes instead. Shheesh. What a bunch of freakin' idiots we have in this world.
 

hamermill

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When it gets to the point you cant find toilet paper, you know the city has gone to shit, literally...

put some fucking bans and limits on how much toilet paper one person can buy....

show some fucking leadership, Toronto and Ontario politicians.....

So sorry I went and bought at least a semi trailer worth (actually I sent my staff) of toilet paper. The trailer is sitting inside my warehouse. I have already sold enough to cover my costs and still have 95% of what I bought.

like I said my ad is posted on kijji keyword “Vipemyhass”... prices will go up at midnight.
 

NiceToMeetYou

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I saw a bunch of toilet papers two days ago in Costco when I was there. They stocked with smaller size package than the usual larger Costco size such as Kirkland Signature brand. It costs about $11 per smaller package. I don't think people buy them a lot anymore because they are smaller size package and not the great value big size packages which they used to sell before this frantic sold out.

Once Canada becomes like Italy where we are locked down from massive cases and deaths, then we will see that everything will be emptied in shelves and not just the toilet papers. It's a matter of your own survival which is basic instinct for every animal and species including human being.
 

brazilianguy

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I only have 6 rolls left and I :Cry::Cry::Cry::help::help::embarassed:shit 3 times a day. What should I do guys
So I know where all the toilet paper went. I went to my mothers house today. She has and I'm not fucking exaggerating this. Two rooms from floor to ceiling toilet paper. I have no idea how she did this or even how she got it. Shes not telling me . Shes just saying "I have friends"
I really want to take a pic and show you guys proof. But I feel like you guys will report me and some cops show up.
. Iam at lost for words. My mom is a certified sociopath
 

Robert Mugabe

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Toilet paper with his face on it. I missed my chance to make a million with Ayatollah toilet paper, during the hostage crisis.
 

MissCroft

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You can make your own homemade toilet paper from newspaper boiled with grass. I googled it. lol. You can also use banana leaves or corn husks!

I think I'm going to buy a water gun.
 

kkelso

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You can make your own homemade toilet paper from newspaper boiled with grass. I googled it. lol. You can also use banana leaves or corn husks!

I think I'm going to buy a water gun.
This made me actually bark out laughter in a crowded room, so thank you for that. Corn husks.
 

brazilianguy

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You can make your own homemade toilet paper from newspaper boiled with grass. I googled it. lol. You can also use banana leaves or corn husks!

I think I'm going to buy a water gun.
I don't know why I'm laughing at the water gun lmao
 
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