This isn't my usual review style. I don't typically go for a play-by-play but this was one of the strangest meetings I've had in a while.
So was in the mood to toftt tonight as there wasn't much available in my time slot. I texted Kayle 438 807 7170 and was told the service was GFE with anal.
https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/south-eastern-ontario/ottawa_party_babes_c-5843038
In short she's the girl in the the pictures. She comes down to the lobby to meet you as it's an AirBnB and she can't buzz people up.
She looked really hot in her 'civilian' clothes. I don't know exactly how to describe it but that high maintenance, barbie type look. She was wearing leggings, a cute little down jacket etc. Blonde, pretty and well made up.
Seemed friendly in the lift up.
Upon arriving at the apartment was met by two small dogs and her duo partner, who I now realise was: Angela https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/south-eastern-ontario/ottawa_the_real_deal_thick_playmate_incall_outcall-5861453
Immediately they both try and upsell me to a duo. I haven't brought extra money, maybe next time I say.
This is when it gets weird. I go into the bedroom, pay and then both of them still stay in there. I clarify that I can't do a duo.
Kayle then says "No she stays in the room, we do everything together".
I assumed it was a security thing as Kayle seemed to be taking her cues from Angela.
Well OK THEN!
Both girls then proceeded to strip. Kayle has a really nice natural body, big natural tits and nice lingerie.
Angela is definitely for thick lovers. Big fake tits and very curvy.
Angela immediately reaches for condom and goes in for the cbj, rolling the condom on with my mouth. What followed was the shortest BJ in history. Possibly 20 seconds? Immediately afterwards Kayle is insistent that she will go on top and climbs aboard and rides for a similarly short amount of time. Pretty much two minutes in I get the dreaded "are you close yet baby".
"No i'm not fucking close, I don't have premature ejaculation" I'm thinking.
She suggests that we switch position and 'try' her pussy. I know I wasn't in her ass before but the whole maneuver when she gets on top straight away is part of their repertoire of their bait and switch type service tricks.
I go on top and we start doing missionary, I get the "too big" comment (i'm above average but not much) and they then proceed to talk back and forth in French while i'm there. Mostly about how I was taking too long I think.
Anyway, after around 3 mins max of fucking Kayle i'm told to hop off and we will try a handjob. They then proceed to give a rough, dry, handjob with the condom on taking turns back and forth while the other one does the most non-erotic slapping of the pussy thing you sometimes see in porn.
Maybe it's because i'm stubborn and hate getting shorted but no matter how hard they tugged I wasn't getting any closer. I was also laughing in my head because they both kept saying "Let it go", "Let it go baby" which had me thinking of the movie Frozen.
They then suggest that maybe I can jerk myself and they put on a show. Again they get do the pussy slapping thing and halfheartedly rub themselves. They could not look more bored. To be fair Kayle still looks hot doing this because she is hot.
I keep valiantly jerking away, as they are both standing on opposite sides of the bed i'm moving my head back and forth not really knowing where to look. The whole time I get the "wow you take a long time to cum baby" or "come on baby cum". At this point we are probably 10 minutes into the session. I suggest maybe I would cum faster if we tried sex again (for longer than 2 minutes). This was met with flat out refusal and I was told I have to cum in condom via handjob apparently.
At this point I had enough, so through sheer force of will I focused all my mental energy and got myself to cum. Both girls left the room immediately and I went to go clean myself up.
I checked the clock on the way out. I'd been there all of 15 minutes.
Kayle did come to the door and said goodbye, two kisses French style.
I still have no idea how such hot girls could be so unerotic and terrible at sex.
So was in the mood to toftt tonight as there wasn't much available in my time slot. I texted Kayle 438 807 7170 and was told the service was GFE with anal.
https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/south-eastern-ontario/ottawa_party_babes_c-5843038
In short she's the girl in the the pictures. She comes down to the lobby to meet you as it's an AirBnB and she can't buzz people up.
She looked really hot in her 'civilian' clothes. I don't know exactly how to describe it but that high maintenance, barbie type look. She was wearing leggings, a cute little down jacket etc. Blonde, pretty and well made up.
Seemed friendly in the lift up.
Upon arriving at the apartment was met by two small dogs and her duo partner, who I now realise was: Angela https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/south-eastern-ontario/ottawa_the_real_deal_thick_playmate_incall_outcall-5861453
Immediately they both try and upsell me to a duo. I haven't brought extra money, maybe next time I say.
This is when it gets weird. I go into the bedroom, pay and then both of them still stay in there. I clarify that I can't do a duo.
Kayle then says "No she stays in the room, we do everything together".
I assumed it was a security thing as Kayle seemed to be taking her cues from Angela.
Well OK THEN!
Both girls then proceeded to strip. Kayle has a really nice natural body, big natural tits and nice lingerie.
Angela is definitely for thick lovers. Big fake tits and very curvy.
Angela immediately reaches for condom and goes in for the cbj, rolling the condom on with my mouth. What followed was the shortest BJ in history. Possibly 20 seconds? Immediately afterwards Kayle is insistent that she will go on top and climbs aboard and rides for a similarly short amount of time. Pretty much two minutes in I get the dreaded "are you close yet baby".
"No i'm not fucking close, I don't have premature ejaculation" I'm thinking.
She suggests that we switch position and 'try' her pussy. I know I wasn't in her ass before but the whole maneuver when she gets on top straight away is part of their repertoire of their bait and switch type service tricks.
I go on top and we start doing missionary, I get the "too big" comment (i'm above average but not much) and they then proceed to talk back and forth in French while i'm there. Mostly about how I was taking too long I think.
Anyway, after around 3 mins max of fucking Kayle i'm told to hop off and we will try a handjob. They then proceed to give a rough, dry, handjob with the condom on taking turns back and forth while the other one does the most non-erotic slapping of the pussy thing you sometimes see in porn.
Maybe it's because i'm stubborn and hate getting shorted but no matter how hard they tugged I wasn't getting any closer. I was also laughing in my head because they both kept saying "Let it go", "Let it go baby" which had me thinking of the movie Frozen.
They then suggest that maybe I can jerk myself and they put on a show. Again they get do the pussy slapping thing and halfheartedly rub themselves. They could not look more bored. To be fair Kayle still looks hot doing this because she is hot.
I keep valiantly jerking away, as they are both standing on opposite sides of the bed i'm moving my head back and forth not really knowing where to look. The whole time I get the "wow you take a long time to cum baby" or "come on baby cum". At this point we are probably 10 minutes into the session. I suggest maybe I would cum faster if we tried sex again (for longer than 2 minutes). This was met with flat out refusal and I was told I have to cum in condom via handjob apparently.
At this point I had enough, so through sheer force of will I focused all my mental energy and got myself to cum. Both girls left the room immediately and I went to go clean myself up.
I checked the clock on the way out. I'd been there all of 15 minutes.
Kayle did come to the door and said goodbye, two kisses French style.
I still have no idea how such hot girls could be so unerotic and terrible at sex.
