What if she gave you the best sex of your life but she's incredibly unattractively hideous, would you still see her?
Service vs looks
Service vs looks
Well what if she's a 2 or 3? But Gave you the best bj you ever received in your entire life and ever will! Or what if her pussy waz the tightest amd it felt sooo good that she makes you cum crazzzy gud???!!How ugly thou? Has to be atleast a 5 to consider booking. No street walkers or crackheads lol
Ye im drunk rn. Horny and can't buy pussy because Broke rn so I'll have to go to mercury club and hunt pussy old fashion way tonight, wana join me? Loolhaha Is this the alcohol talking again lol. I'd tap dat ass atleast once for the right price.
Also I'm sure some guys are paying high rates for them somewhere.
Nah I'm good bro but good luck to you. Take an Uber if you go lolYe im drunk rn. Horny and can't buy pussy because Broke rn so I'll have to go to mercury club and hunt pussy old fashion way tonight, wana join me? Lool
Well... if she's ugly, she won't even get to the point to give me the best sex of my life... I won't get hard!What if she gave you the best sex of your life but she's incredibly unattractively hideous, would you still see her?
Service vs looks
Hilarious !! Thanks for the good laugh.A guy is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"
The Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
The guy says,"$500 dollars! For a hand-job? Holy crap! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Olive Garden across the street from it?"
"Yes."
"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own both of them... And I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
So the guy says, "What the hell? You only live once.. I'll give it a try.."
They go to a nearby hotel. The hooker takes him to a lavish penthouse suite and he wonders “Am I paying that much just because of the room?”. No way. Some time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.
He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
The hooker replies, “Nope. It’s $2,000."
"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino down there just across the street? I own that casino outright. And look around you. I also own this hotel. And I own all this because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $2,000."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so and says, "Let’s do it."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.
He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us: All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces & shows?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
That was funny!"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."