Starting a client review thread; the first?!
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Artistic, sensuously written, a triumph. Encore!
Kudos to the Author, credit to the Muse.
Are we living in our own Private Idaho?
Kudos to the Author, credit to the Muse.
Are we living in our own Private Idaho?
There you go boys. That is the mountain you want to climb. Get on a 'to do list'.
very tasteful review.
I would expect nothing but this from a top provider.
I hope this can be a new area of the board.
the act of sharing time with a special lady is that its a 2-way street.... treat them nice, build on excitement for them & you too will have a great time....
Its not all wham, bamm thankyou mam....
find her sweet spots
thx again for this
btw, I have a new flannel shirt
I would expect nothing but this from a top provider.
I hope this can be a new area of the board.
the act of sharing time with a special lady is that its a 2-way street.... treat them nice, build on excitement for them & you too will have a great time....
Its not all wham, bamm thankyou mam....
find her sweet spots
thx again for this
btw, I have a new flannel shirt
All kidding aside, I fully support the idea of client reviews. It rewards the clients who are safe, pleasant, and no-bullshit, and would hopefully make providers feel safer too. Like references, but less work for the providers as they only need to do so once.
good idea, i would avoid seeing ottawaguy, ottawaguy1, and ottawaguy5, ALL ARE the SAME person. He also has multiple twitter accounts tooA client came the other day who just made me feel like a whole women. Sing it Aretha, girl I’m so feeling you....
Anyway, enters an older, wiser, sexier Mr. Smooth. He’s dressed sexy casual, textbook Autumn in Canada. So hot in his flannel shirt I wished I’d know to match his look in some tight jeans and gaping button up top. I would have done this right with some melted Brie, a boutique whiskey. I guess that’s for the do-over. Today I had a nice high-end scotch for my guy and dressed in a dangerously tiny black dress.
We have the greatest catch-up conversation about business & life. I love to bits my smart business guys, we get going on dreams but also on the pragmatics of how to make it all happen. We both learn from each other but haha I can see he’s having trouble focusing. As it should be I get all over him like a cat in heat. The brains have immediately stimulated everything else obviously lol.
We stroll to the ladies’ boudoir. So intense and seductive getting to naked. I’m enjoying every difficult button and his beautifully-worn belt which I easily slide off thinking how hot that bad boy would snap on my ass or softly loop my neck (but it’s not that kinda date) and yep that’s super exclusive behaviour.
I slip off one sexy thing revealing another sexy thing over top of my naturally sexy things in Russian doll style. I’m not Russian, but Ukrainian and so my veins run a little vodka and I tend to be a little on the direct side of the argument.
We’re up close and personal now, I’m seeing so many features I adore. Beautiful sharp bone structure, a sexy little mole. This annoys me, grrr too sexy, I don’t always like giving away this small power concession but he extracts it in his lovely unassuming way. He lets me do my thing which totally opens up my engine. I’m purring now pretty seriously and want to bring my man into my mind and body.
Down, down the B-52s bass in my ears. Thank god no one can hear my crack-pot thoughts. And yet underneath these waves something grows as hard as a rock lobster, I sort of remember a giant clam, there was motion in the ocean, everyone was fruggin’ whatever that means and good god boys in bikinis might have been baking potatoes (that part is admittedly a possible acid flash-back). Anyway waves were made.
Much beached-out ecstasy. An attempt to revive us both but haha we were still jellyfish and happy to lie together in the sun for another moment of bliss twisted limbs.
We part our day of dreams with great reluctance but knowing more good times are ahead and feeling a kind a deep satisfaction you feel when only tasting the fillet of a lover and none of the gristle. We’re both of an age of not being so needy and can just enjoy our sweet moment under the waves. It’s all good with this lover and I only want more of him always.
Client review checklist:
Ethnicity
Age appx
(Circle the appropriate responses that follow)
Smoker Y N
Facial hair: none, stubble, short, long.
Hygeine: great, ok, a bit off, fumigate
Body size: small, medium, large
Body type: thin, medium, musclely, fat
Stomach: flat, paunch, beer belly, where's his dick?
Touch: gentle, moderate, firm, painful
Respect: 100%, will gently push boundaries, continually pushes boundaries, jerk-off dipshit asshole
Penis: small, medium, large, cancel all my remaining appointments
Functionality: 100% but quick on the draw, 100% but can hold out; 100% but needs help, 50% hit or miss, 0% oral only
Small talk: none, light-fun, me-me-me, needs a friend, needs psychiatric help
Finances: pays right away no complaint, pays but complains, blood-from-a-stone cheapskate
Tongue: the right touch, a bit overbearing, eww slobbery, lookin' for luv in all the wrong places
Repeat: Y N Gunna require more $
Ethnicity
Age appx
(Circle the appropriate responses that follow)
Smoker Y N
Facial hair: none, stubble, short, long.
Hygeine: great, ok, a bit off, fumigate
Body size: small, medium, large
Body type: thin, medium, musclely, fat
Stomach: flat, paunch, beer belly, where's his dick?
Touch: gentle, moderate, firm, painful
Respect: 100%, will gently push boundaries, continually pushes boundaries, jerk-off dipshit asshole
Penis: small, medium, large, cancel all my remaining appointments
Functionality: 100% but quick on the draw, 100% but can hold out; 100% but needs help, 50% hit or miss, 0% oral only
Small talk: none, light-fun, me-me-me, needs a friend, needs psychiatric help
Finances: pays right away no complaint, pays but complains, blood-from-a-stone cheapskate
Tongue: the right touch, a bit overbearing, eww slobbery, lookin' for luv in all the wrong places
Repeat: Y N Gunna require more $
List that I would have if I had one.
1) Was he painful to book ? (1000 texts , doesn’t want to get verified, ask questions that was already mentioned in my advertisement, tried to deal my rates ect ... )
2) Was he on time for our appointment ?
3) Did he argue about taking his shower before we start our session ?
4) Was he hygienic ? (Bad smell , bad breath, long gross nails , body rash ect .. )
5) Respectful ? (pushing boundaries , talking bad ect .. )
6) Did he respect my time ?
7) Was he gentle ? ( velociraptor nails , trying to destroy vagina , Sucking nipples until they rip off ect .. )
8) Did he respect arrangement for donation ?
9) Did he made me cum ?
10) Did he touched my hair with oily hands ?
11) Did he tried to insert something in holes without my consent ?
12) Was he awkward to talk to ?
13) Would I repeat ?
14) Would I be his reference to book someone else ?
Awesome review Theredmilf.
I like your style.
Definitely something I would contribute to.
It make me think that I should book you for a session and enjoy that naughty side of you myself.
I can’t wait to read your next review.
Kisses
Ali
1) Was he painful to book ? (1000 texts , doesn’t want to get verified, ask questions that was already mentioned in my advertisement, tried to deal my rates ect ... )
2) Was he on time for our appointment ?
3) Did he argue about taking his shower before we start our session ?
4) Was he hygienic ? (Bad smell , bad breath, long gross nails , body rash ect .. )
5) Respectful ? (pushing boundaries , talking bad ect .. )
6) Did he respect my time ?
7) Was he gentle ? ( velociraptor nails , trying to destroy vagina , Sucking nipples until they rip off ect .. )
8) Did he respect arrangement for donation ?
9) Did he made me cum ?
10) Did he touched my hair with oily hands ?
11) Did he tried to insert something in holes without my consent ?
12) Was he awkward to talk to ?
13) Would I repeat ?
14) Would I be his reference to book someone else ?
Awesome review Theredmilf.
I like your style.
Definitely something I would contribute to.
It make me think that I should book you for a session and enjoy that naughty side of you myself.
I can’t wait to read your next review.
Kisses
Ali
Great list Alison.
Fuck #10 is a tough one for guys to remember. I might have done that recently in the moment not thinking about it.
Maybe it's just me and I particularly suck - any guys want to fess up with me or if you're all solid on that I really need to get my shit together
Fuck #10 is a tough one for guys to remember. I might have done that recently in the moment not thinking about it.
Maybe it's just me and I particularly suck - any guys want to fess up with me or if you're all solid on that I really need to get my shit together
This is a great read for sure, and i do believe that we should all be under the same scrutiny as the ladies we review. i always thought there was a private type of place that the ladies did this already. it sure would be nice to know what the ladies think of me. I would be honored if one were to ever write one. But i think most of the ladies are so busy that the thought of writing and editing reviews, which would add to the already great amount of answering endless texts and email and twitter messages. But if they felt like it i would sure like to know what they thought of me. Believe me i am not the most attractive man out there but i do try to be respectful and kind to the ladies i see. I do see mostly MA's but am currently thinking about a few SP's and now maybe the Red Milf has become number 1 on my TDL. We are all part of a social structure that is active and vibrant. So ladies if you desire and know me, please feel free to write your review. I would be honored.
Without further ado, for those who wanted a recap of my duo with Jessica Rabbit: https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?697308-The-Rabbit-and-the-DOM
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
From a different point of view....
i usually am low on details on purpose when i do reviews and would not want any more than that with an SP that reviews after seeing me. When I do sessions I will often give details I wouldn't want made public if I feel comfortable enough with the lady. Seeing an SP or MA isn't only about the sexual aspect (although that's fun)....it can often time help between the ears.
all I'm saying is if these reviews are going to be a thing please respect our privacy unless the guy is a complete a-hole anyways. Not everyone that provides a good experience back to you guys are going to be comfortable with reviews just like not all ladies I have asked if I could do a review have said yes.
I'm at a point now where I usually ask the lady at the end of the session if she would be ok if I posted a review but even when I do i try and keep details low....maybe the ladies could ask if the gentleman is comfortable with such a review even if his name is kept out. just saying....
maybe i'm just thinking too much into this I don't know....
i usually am low on details on purpose when i do reviews and would not want any more than that with an SP that reviews after seeing me. When I do sessions I will often give details I wouldn't want made public if I feel comfortable enough with the lady. Seeing an SP or MA isn't only about the sexual aspect (although that's fun)....it can often time help between the ears.
all I'm saying is if these reviews are going to be a thing please respect our privacy unless the guy is a complete a-hole anyways. Not everyone that provides a good experience back to you guys are going to be comfortable with reviews just like not all ladies I have asked if I could do a review have said yes.
I'm at a point now where I usually ask the lady at the end of the session if she would be ok if I posted a review but even when I do i try and keep details low....maybe the ladies could ask if the gentleman is comfortable with such a review even if his name is kept out. just saying....
maybe i'm just thinking too much into this I don't know....
go ahead and start review clients. let see if a honest and descriptive review of a bad client means for her business. cant wait to read and see the affect after.
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