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How To Deal With Stinky P*ssy?

autumn96

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I consider myself very lucky to have only encountered three truly stinky pussies during my hobbying career with more than 60 women.

The first two times, the ladies weren't really my cup of tea anyway so I felt no need to bring it up and just finished the session best as I could and got the hell outta there.

The latest time, though, everything else with the SP was great and the service would've been fantastic had it not been for the funk, which wasn't nearly as bad as the previous two anyhow but still noticeable.

I'm not really a repeat guy, so I'm not so much looking for advice on how to approach it with that particular SP.

But I'm sure it will come up again with other SPs if I keep hobbying, so I figured I'd ask...

Men of Terb: Have you ever encountered this? How have you dealt with it? If you confronted the lady about it, how did she respond?

Ladies: We all know everybody has an off day. How would you appreciate this being dealt with?

And before I get in trouble, I have not reviewed the lady I am referring to here, so don't go through my post history trying to figure out who it is; you won't find out :very_drunk:
 

shack

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I consider myself very lucky to have only encountered three truly stinky pussies during my hobbying career with more than 60 women.

The first two times, the ladies weren't really my cup of tea anyway so I felt no need to bring it up and just finished the session best as I could and got the hell outta there.

The latest time, though, everything else with the SP was great and the service would've been fantastic had it not been for the funk, which wasn't nearly as bad as the previous two anyhow but still noticeable.

I'm not really a repeat guy, so I'm not so much looking for advice on how to approach it with that particular SP.

But I'm sure it will come up again with other SPs if I keep hobbying, so I figured I'd ask...

Men of Terb: Have you ever encountered this? How have you dealt with it? If you confronted the lady about it, how did she respond?

Ladies: We all know everybody has an off day. How would you appreciate this being dealt with?

And before I get in trouble, I have not reviewed the lady I am referring to here, so don't go through my post history trying to figure out who it is; you won't find out :very_drunk:
You gave the answer. If you're not gonna repeat, finished the session best as I could and got the hell outta there.
 

TFZL1

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With a regular, a couple times, I asked her to go shower.

Another time with a different reg, I should have asked her. I just skipped the daty. And when I told her latter, she blew up at me.
 

squeezer

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With a regular, a couple times, I asked her to go shower.

Another time with a different reg, I should have asked her. I just skipped the daty. And when I told her latter, she blew up at me.
I hope she's no longer a regular. If they expect us to shower (we definitely should) and be squeaky clean we should expect the same no excuses. I would ask them to shower or take half payment.


I'll eat it anyway.
:der:
 

Insidious Von

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Depends on the smell. If it smells like uni it's perfectly healthy, if it smells like a Bronx sewer then...

 

deezed

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It happened once june 25/18 -finished the session as best I could then went for therapy it was that bad .Talk about a new experience that I really did not need .

I did not confront the Individual ( I will not use the word lady in this context ) BTW I had done my research and there was mention of this issue . The SP will remain nameless "what happens on bay st stays on bay st"

Bay st = a generic term
 

essguy_

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MmmmmmMm gooood eatin.

One of my favourite foods! The only time I lost my craving for it was during the time my kids were being breast fed. Un i has a strong resemblance to breast fed baby poop.

As for the thread subject - the very worst hobbying incident for me was with a well reviewed SP when I suggested 69 without sampling first. When she swung her leg over my head and pressed down enthusiastically I almost gagged. Like a mix of stale tuna and shit and my nose was stuck in exactly the wrong place. Had a hard time finishing in any position after that. If she was more attractive or a regular I might have asked her to shower but the whole experience was probably one of the biggest letdowns after all the Terb hype and all I could think about was getting out of there ASAP.
 

simba_one

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I consider myself very lucky to have only encountered three truly stinky pussies during my hobbying career with more than 60 women.

The first two times, the ladies weren't really my cup of tea anyway so I felt no need to bring it up and just finished the session best as I could and got the hell outta there.

The latest time, though, everything else with the SP was great and the service would've been fantastic had it not been for the funk, which wasn't nearly as bad as the previous two anyhow but still noticeable.

I'm not really a repeat guy, so I'm not so much looking for advice on how to approach it with that particular SP.

But I'm sure it will come up again with other SPs if I keep hobbying, so I figured I'd ask...

Men of Terb: Have you ever encountered this? How have you dealt with it? If you confronted the lady about it, how did she respond?

Ladies: We all know everybody has an off day. How would you appreciate this being dealt with?

And before I get in trouble, I have not reviewed the lady I am referring to here, so don't go through my post history trying to figure out who it is; you won't find out :very_drunk:
Thankfully I've never encountered this but If I did I would stop the session right there. I'll march her right to the shower and I'll wash her myself. I'm paying and expect impeccable hygiene.
 

Parker@TDL

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I'd really like to be told!! But I'm not one to take offence. I'd rather be told and get in the shower again than it to be a very uncomfortable experience for you. Also, what if I'm starting to get BV(bacterial vaginosis, which is incredibly common in vaginas and needs to be dealt with), which usually is accompanied by a fishy smell, but maybe it's a very faint smell atm so I didn't notice it. I'd rather be told so I can cancel my current appt and the rest of the day so I can get to my doctor.
 

simba_one

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I'd really like to be told!! But I'm not one to take offence. I'd rather be told and get in the shower again than it to be a very uncomfortable experience for you. Also, what if I'm starting to get BV(bacterial vaginosis, which is incredibly common in vaginas and needs to be dealt with), which usually is accompanied by a fishy smell, but maybe it's a very faint smell atm so I didn't notice it. I'd rather be told so I can cancel my current appt and the rest of the day so I can get to my doctor.
I may be wrong but my guess is that more of than not, the lady would be offended. You're probably the outlier. Truth is that if I'm not comfortable the session is over.
 
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Jasmine Raine

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I'd really like to be told!! But I'm not one to take offence. I'd rather be told and get in the shower again than it to be a very uncomfortable experience for you. Also, what if I'm starting to get BV(bacterial vaginosis, which is incredibly common in vaginas and needs to be dealt with), which usually is accompanied by a fishy smell, but maybe it's a very faint smell atm so I didn't notice it. I'd rather be told so I can cancel my current appt and the rest of the day so I can get to my doctor.
Ya same. As much as I would be mortified, I would still want to know.

However I can see many women not being like us and getting very offended.
 

Parker@TDL

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I may be wrong but my guess is that more of than not the lady would be offended. You're probably the outlier. Truth is that if I'm not comfortable the session is over.
Yes, you're probably right. I want my clients to be comfortable(unless their idea of comfortable is making me uncomfortable lol). I don't want clients staying who are not enjoying themselves. But if it's a matter of my pussy smells like fish I hella want to know. I will add that pussies naturally have their own odours and you cant wash that out of your vaginal canal. So if its just a case that it smells like a pussy and not nothing, well welcome to the world of female bodies. We all have our own individual scent and taste. You can fully clean a dick, you cant fully clean a pussy:).

And just an FYI to anyone who reads this and thinks they can use this info to take advantage of me....if you come in trying to get a free session claiming my pussy stinks...I will wash my hands to cleanse the palate lol and stick a full finger in my pussy, really move it around to coat it, then do a good smell of my finger. I know what BV smells like and I know what my vagina normally smells/tastes like lololol. So I will not be fooled my friends!!! Just had to make that clear because, well, people can be that way!!

Ya same. As much as I would be mortified, I would still want to know.

However I can see many women not being like us and getting very offended.
It's understandable as we can be very sensitive about our bodies, but we still have to be open to honest communication when it comes to sex!!
 

kherg007

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Yes, you're probably right. I want my clients to be comfortable(unless their idea of comfortable is making me uncomfortable lol). I don't want clients staying who are not enjoying themselves. But if it's a matter of my pussy smells like fish I hella want to know. I will add that pussies naturally have their own odours and you cant wash that out of your vaginal canal. So if its just a case that it smells like a pussy and not nothing, well welcome to the world of female bodies. We all have our own individual scent and taste. You can fully clean a dick, you cant fully clean a pussy:).

And just an FYI to anyone who reads this and thinks they can use this info to take advantage of me....if you come in trying to get a free session claiming my pussy stinks...I will wash my hands to cleanse the palate lol and stick a full finger in my pussy, really move it around to coat it, then do a good smell of my finger. I know what BV smells like and I know what my vagina normally smells/tastes like lololol. So I will not be fooled my friends!!! Just had to make that clear because, well, people can be that way!!



It's understandable as we can be very sensitive about our bodies, but we still have to be open to honest communication when it comes to sex!!
True if you blindfolded me and asked me to sniff my various longer term partner's kitties I could accurately guess them at 100%.

I have not run into a bad kitty situation, thankfully, but twice ran into a no dato situation. Just skipped it, and did not repeat w either lady. I'd like to feel as if I'd say something, but likely I would not as I'd feel embarrassed for her, as I think she'd feel embarrassed (I'd be mortified if a lady said something like that about me). My guess is a regular would realise quickly there was a problem if I didn't make a significant stop down there lol...enjoying savouring a woman's charms way too much lol...
 

simba_one

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Yes, you're probably right. I want my clients to be comfortable(unless their idea of comfortable is making me uncomfortable lol). I don't want clients staying who are not enjoying themselves. But if it's a matter of my pussy smells like fish I hella want to know. I will add that pussies naturally have their own odours and you cant wash that out of your vaginal canal. So if its just a case that it smells like a pussy and not nothing, well welcome to the world of female bodies. We all have our own individual scent and taste. You can fully clean a dick, you cant fully clean a pussy:).

And just an FYI to anyone who reads this and thinks they can use this info to take advantage of me....if you come in trying to get a free session claiming my pussy stinks...I will wash my hands to cleanse the palate lol and stick a full finger in my pussy, really move it around to coat it, then do a good smell of my finger. I know what BV smells like and I know what my vagina normally smells/tastes like lololol. So I will not be fooled my friends!!! Just had to make that clear because, well, people can be that way!!



It's understandable as we can be very sensitive about our bodies, but we still have to be open to honest communication when it comes to sex!!
The thought of trying to take advantage never even crossed my mind but I just fucking love your response! You're awesome!
 

Jasmine Raine

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The thought of trying to take advantage never even crossed my mind but I just fucking love your response! You're awesome!
Sadly it is something we have to worry about on a regular basis.

Yes, you're probably right. I want my clients to be comfortable(unless their idea of comfortable is making me uncomfortable lol). I don't want clients staying who are not enjoying themselves. But if it's a matter of my pussy smells like fish I hella want to know. I will add that pussies naturally have their own odours and you cant wash that out of your vaginal canal. So if its just a case that it smells like a pussy and not nothing, well welcome to the world of female bodies. We all have our own individual scent and taste. You can fully clean a dick, you cant fully clean a pussy:).

And just an FYI to anyone who reads this and thinks they can use this info to take advantage of me....if you come in trying to get a free session claiming my pussy stinks...I will wash my hands to cleanse the palate lol and stick a full finger in my pussy, really move it around to coat it, then do a good smell of my finger. I know what BV smells like and I know what my vagina normally smells/tastes like lololol. So I will not be fooled my friends!!! Just had to make that clear because, well, people can be that way!!



It's understandable as we can be very sensitive about our bodies, but we still have to be open to honest communication when it comes to sex!!
Totally agree on everything.

Every woman's vagina smells different. And there is a difference between a foul odour and not being attracted to her personal scent.

I won't let a guy falsely use something to try and score something extra from me. Hells fucking no but I think that is already known about me. LOL

And honesty in sex is a must! You just have to hope to person being given the honesty is open to it.
 

wazup

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I haven't run into it in a while, a couple African chicks smelled quite foul in Thailand a couple years ago. Would be an awkward session after telling her. No matter what she tells you she would still be offended, plus a shower doesn't always fix it.

Maybe text her or the agency after the fact, bust your nut and go.
 

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I'm curious ladies.... does vagisil work? I've noticed it in washrooms at incalls over the years.
 
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