The golden question. A skid mark on the bowel - your cleaning schedule becomes a moot point.How often do you have lady friends over?
Good point, but I don’t let them use my main throne.How often do you have lady friends over?
K, most of them are floaters, not a lot of bottom feeders.Unless you have the canine tendency of drinking from the toilet, then you should only have to clean it when it looks dirty - no need for a set cleaning schedule. Eg: You have a clean break bowel movement that flushes nicely without any nasty skid marks. No problem - carry on with your life. Eg2: You have explosive diarrhea during which you "spray paint" the bowl and under the seat. Get your cleaning brush, immediately. The other thing (if you've ever been married) is that when you take a pee, wipe off any splash marks before they dry out especially if they are on the seat (eg: you were too lazy to lift it). If you DO lift the seat - remember to lower it for your lady friends.
Alterhnatively - to save on water, cleaning, even toilet paper - just go to your local McDonalds and ask to use their facilities - and ask while holding a bunch of napkins. After last week, chances are they will say "Yes".
Thanks for sharing!K, most of them are floaters, not a lot of bottom feeders.
You poor man, you should get all the ass you wish for.You should get one of those fancy TOTO Japanese toilets. Has an air deodorizer and some models are self-cleaning. Plus, heated seats, warm or cool water bidet, air dryer, self-raising seat, built in light for nighttime... That’s what I’m getting for my new place. You only get one ass, folks.
Yes - You can tell a lot about a person by their bowel movements, as well as their reactions to the same. LOL!essguy_ is the tasseographer of bowel movements.
Well, of course not! That is yours and yours alone!Good point, but I don’t let them use my main throne.
Yes, I've been shopping for one for my never ending bathroom reno. They're not cheap, but if you consider that the gentle caress of the spray on your anus is not dissimilar to getting rimmed - maybe I'll amortize the cost in terms of current hourly rates... at least that's how I plan to rationalize it. You also need an electrical outlet right by your toilet which may add to the installation. But then you save on toilet paper....You should get one of those fancy TOTO Japanese toilets. Has an air deodorizer and some models are self-cleaning. Plus, heated seats, warm or cool water bidet, air dryer, self-raising seat, built in light for nighttime... That’s what I’m getting for my new place. You only get one ass, folks.
Okay Al Bundy !!! Things are much different in real life when you are living with a woman, suddenly your throne now becomes theirs no matter how much you try ... women will get the toilet they want, just like the closet space and the new kitchen etc. But if they don't like it they will get you to change it. Shared facilities may work but it's the two bathroom solution that works best you can sort out square footage, another losing cause later.Well, of course not! That is yours and yours alone!
Just as the dominant alpha male lion eats the tastiest gazelle and as the alpha male chimp chooses the choicest and most succulent coconuts, a MAN with true leadership character will abrogate the best and most honourable toilet to himself and let his women content themselves with the lesser toilets.